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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 4959 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power of infinite diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. our server is so lit that even herobrine comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.
we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons and zombies have a dance-off to see who’s the grooviest monster in town. and don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free milkshakes.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most mind-blowing minecraft server in the multiverse. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, so it’s all good.