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VirginityCraft Minecraft Server

care, Communication, Connection, desire, FANTASY, femneet, fren, incel, Intimacy, Introvert, Minecraft, neighbor, ONLINE, r9k, RAGE, relationship, Server, sexual exploration, Shy.., Support, Understanding, VIRGINITY, VirginityCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Items Found:	7611
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Are you tired of dealing with incel rage in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can take care of all your incel rage problems in a safe and virtual environment. Our community is filled with femneets who are ready to take on any incel that comes their way. So come join us and let’s show those incels who’s boss!

Minecraft SMP: /LOL/ – Lava Obsidian Legends

A1111, AI boorus, amd, catbox, Character LORAs, ComfyUI, controlnet, Discord, Forge, inpaint, lava, Legends, lol, LoRAs, Minecraft, models, obsidian, Openpose editor extension, PDXL Prompt Guide, PonyXL style research spreadsheet, Prompt metadata, Reforge, SDG, smp, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, webUI extension, Ye Olde mon edition

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to Ye Olde mon edition, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so legendary that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! 2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible for 24 hours! 3. The villagers in our server are actually wizards in disguise, casting spells and turning creepers into harmless bunnies! 4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland with floating islands and talking animals!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience!

MomEnabler Minecraft Server

abusive brother, childhood trauma, confronting family members, dealing with past trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, enabler, enabling behavior, family conflict, Family issues, Gaslighting, Minecraft, MomEnabler, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s denial, seeking validation, Server, sibling abuse, sibling rivalry, speaking out against abuse, standing up for yourself, toxic family dynamics

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	6134
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera, guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets, just like the ones my mom conveniently left out when she told her friends about me calling her an enabler. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

And if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a crime show, you’ll fit right in. Just like how my brother got away with every crime he ever committed – except on our server, there’s no getting away with anything!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is my family dynamics. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

NoThanksGiving2021

Break, Burnout, Chaos, compromise, Experience, family, Gathering, holiday, Hosting, NoThanksGiving2021, Organizing, Planning, potluck, PRESSURE, responsibilities, selfish, sisters, Tension, Thanksgiving, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	5133
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of being the designated Thanksgiving host every year? Do you want to pass on the turkey and stuffing duties to someone else for a change? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We offer a virtual Thanksgiving experience like no other, where you can let someone else take the reins and enjoy a stress-free holiday.

Join our server and let your sisters duke it out over who has to host this year. Watch as they argue and accuse each other of being selfish, all while you sit back and relax in the comfort of your own Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all play out in the pixelated paradise of our server?

Plus, we have a special Thanksgiving potluck event where you can bring your favorite virtual dishes to share with your Minecraft family. Let’s see who can craft the most delicious pumpkin pie or roast the tastiest virtual turkey!

So, if you’re ready to take a break from hosting Thanksgiving in real life and dive into a world of hilarious family dynamics and virtual feasts, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle the hosting debate once and for all…in Minecraft, of course.

AnimalShapeshift Minecraft SMP

animal, AnimalShapeshift, Creature, dream, dream animal, FANTASY, freedom, imagination, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, mystical, Mythical, mythical creature, Nature, power, shape shifter, smp, spirit animal, Supernatural, transform, transformation, Wild, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232	Chimeras Created:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being stuck as a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless, so join now and let your inner animal run wild!

UkraineCraft: From Underdog to Overlord

annexation, Conflict, defense tactics, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, historical context, international relations, Invasion, land control, military aggression, military strategy, Overlord, political turmoil, power dynamics, regional influence, russia, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Underdog, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9111
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9373
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate battle between Ukraine and Russia…in blocks! Join us as we reenact the epic showdown that led to Ukraine invading Russia and taking over their land. Will you fight for Mother Russia or join forces with Ukraine in this wacky alternate universe? Build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer territories in the most absurd way possible. Who knew a game about blocks could lead to such a wild geopolitical simulation? Join now and witness the chaos unfold in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral talks, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, government statements, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, military maneuvers, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, security concerns, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelenskiy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

come join our minecraft server where ukraine is taking over russia’s kursk region!!! zelenskiy is leading the charge and we need all the players we can get to help us conquer this virtual land!!! fight alongside zelenskiy and show russia who’s boss in this epic battle for dominance!!! join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards and bragging rights for being part of the most epic minecraft server takeover ever!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!

UkraineCraft: No Storm Shadow Bans!

arms control, Ban, Bans, boris johnson, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global security, government intervention., international relations, lifting ban, military strike, missile banlift., missile technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Shadow, Storm, Storm Shadow missiles, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Towns Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, the craziest place ever! We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling diamond armor for dirt cheap!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.

ProteinPowerMC

#workout, Blood levels, desire to stay active, Exercise, exercise motivation, FITNESS, health, metabolic health, muscle function, muscle health, Muscle Proteins, obese patients, obesity, obesity research., obesity treatment, physical activity, protein activation, protein levels, ProteinPowerMC, sedentary lifestyle, weight management

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mines Excavated:	4047
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, buildin’ your dream castle and stuff, and suddenly BAM! You’re hit with the urge to run around like a maniac! Turns out, this server has some magical powers that make you wanna stay active and fit, just like those buff muscle proteins in the study!

But get this, if you’re on the chubbier side, don’t worry, this server’s got your back! It’s like a fitness coach in pixel form, pushin’ you to be the best version of yourself! So come join us and get swole while block-buildin’, because why not, right? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll unlock some secret powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and get ready to flex those virtual muscles, baby!

Starlight SMP: Where cows are more peaceful than some players

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Cows, Cracked, cross-platform, Discord, Economy, Experience, Ip:, java, Map, Minecraft, Origins, Peaceful, Players, PvP, Server, smp, Special, Staff, Starlight, Towny, Updates

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7712
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Welcome to Starlight SMP!
Are you looking for a Minecraft server that offers more than just the basics? Starlight SMP is the perfect place for you! Here’s what we have to offer:

Key Features:

– Origins: Choose from a variety of unique origins, each with its own abilities and challenges, adding a whole new layer of strategy to your gameplay!

– Towny: Build and manage your own town, form alliances, and conquer the world with friends!

– Toggleable PvP: Prefer peace or war? You decide! With toggleable PvP, you can switch between peaceful building and intense battles at any time.

– Economy: Earn, trade, and grow your wealth with our balanced economy system. Whether you’re a merchant, miner, or adventurer, there’s always a way to make a profit.

– Frequent Updates: Our dedicated team is constantly adding new content and improving the server to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

– Interactive Map: Our interactive map has the highest quality possible!

Why choose Starlight?

– Active Staff: Our friendly and experienced staff are always online to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

– Inviting Community: Join a welcoming community of players who share your love for Minecraft. Make friends, form alliances, and have fun together!

– Cross-Platform: Available on Bedrock, Java, and Cracked versions, so everyone can join in the fun!

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting, Starlight SMP offers a unique and enjoyable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us today and be a part of something special!

IP: [starlight.mcserv.fun] [Port – 25565]

Discord: https://discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR

Starlight SMP – Where Your Adventure Begins!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join Starlight SMP, simply connect to the IP address [starlight.mcserv.fun] on Minecraft using port 25565.

2. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or ask a staff member for more information.

3. Can I play on the server with friends?

Absolutely! You can invite your friends to join you on Starlight SMP and embark on adventures together in the world of Minecraft.

4. Is there a way to communicate with other players on the server?

Yes, we have a Discord server where you can chat with other players, join events, and stay updated on server news and announcements.

5. How often are updates added to the server?

Our dedicated team works hard to add new content and improvements to the server on a regular basis, keeping the gameplay fresh and exciting for all players.

6. Can I switch between different game modes on the server?

Yes, Starlight SMP offers toggleable PvP, allowing you to switch between peaceful building and intense battles at any time. This adds flexibility to your gameplay experience.