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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 217 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 2626 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 343 |
so, like, u know what else is like, totally crazy? dis minecraft server, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where u can turn into a flying unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers outta ur eyes. like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?
also, like, did u know dat on dis server, u can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and like, if u join dis server, u automatically become the richest player in the game. u get a mansion made of diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. it’s like, the best deal ever, man.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
