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HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

Block Breakup Bonanza

BLOCK, bonanza, Breakup, Closure, Communication, coping, Emotional support, Exercise, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, journaling, meditation, moving on, positive mindset, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	342978	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Animals Bred:	194	Emeralds Found:	5322
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!

BlockyHeartbreak Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyHeartbreak, breakup recovery, Closure, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Healing Process, letting go, Minecraft, moving forward, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, positive mindset, Reflection, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, Server, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	New Chunks Explored:	448051
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of crying over your ex and ready to move on to bigger and better things? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and let the power of building and crafting heal your broken heart. Who needs therapy when you can mine for diamonds and slay virtual zombies? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant heart-shaped house, your true love will magically appear in the game. So why waste time moping around when you could be building your way to a happily ever after? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bans, border, building, captains, Discord, End.., FRIENDSHIPS, Hidden Structures, java, lives, LOSING, Mandatory, Map, Nether, Opposite team, Optional, Players, PvP, SHRINK, Shrinks.., structure, Structures, TEAM, team fighting, Warcraft, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Animals Bred:	115
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Java Version	1.21.1
Description	Warcraft is a server about teams fighting each other. Last team with a player still alive wins.
Server Info	5,000 x 5,000 Map with hidden structures The border very slowly shrinks People have 3 lives, but lives are only taken away when killed by another player on an opposite team. Nether and End banned 4 teams, roughly 5-10 players per team Teams will be picked by team captains
Discord	https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the server’s discord channel.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules regarding team behavior, player interactions, and the use of certain features like the Nether and End dimensions. Make sure to read the server rules before playing.
Can I invite my friends to join my team?	Teams are usually picked by team captains, but you can coordinate with your friends to try and join the same team during team selection.
What happens if I run out of lives?	If you run out of lives, you will be eliminated from the game. Make sure to strategize and protect your lives during gameplay.

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

blast, Bleeper, Bleeper explosion, bros, Chaos, Community safety, crime, Destruction, Detonation, disbelief, emergency, explosion, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Neighborhood, Police, Questioning, Server, shock, suspects, suspicious, Vandalism, who would do this

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Votes:	5936	Mines Excavated:	4371
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1419
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, Babysitting, bowling, Cinema, cousin, Dates.., family, Food, Friends, Girlfriend, interests, Inviting, Minecraft, NoThirdWheel, okay, partner, Plans, refusing, separate plans, Server, spending time, UNFAIR, wrong

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Mines Excavated:	1004

Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

CraftyCreeperz

awful names, bad names, bizarre names, CraftyCreeperz, cringeworthy names, funny names, names that make you cringe, names that make you laugh, names that make you shake your head, names to avoid, names to cringe at, names to forget, names to never use, naming disasters, naming fails, naming mistakes, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, unusual names, worst names

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Villages Defended:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4337	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Runes Activated:	5

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1434
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

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