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NoRoomieNoProblemo

affording, aita, CAPABLE, great salary, guest bedroom, light sleeper, move in, move out, NoRoomieNoProblemo, pissed, Recovery, rent free, Save, spare bedroom, stomach cyst, surgery, time frame, weird, wife’s best friend, wrong

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the guest bedroom in this story, our server is always full of surprises and unexpected twists.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships, just like the one between the husband, wife, and best friend in this tale. Will you choose to be the supportive friend, the understanding spouse, or the voice of reason in the chaos?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on your toes and entertained for hours on end. Plus, just like the best friend in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to recover and find your own place in our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and Minecraft fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as this one!

BlockBusterBoredom

#announcement, anticipation, audience engagement, BlockBusterBoredom, death, delayed gratification, entertainment industry, EXCITEMENT, extended timeline, fan base, Fans, film industry, long wait, marketing strategy, media buzz, movies, production schedule, promotional tactics, release dates, series, time frame

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

so, u want to join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers dance! seriously, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself would be jealous.

u know why u should join? because we have a secret treasure hidden deep in the mines that will make u richer than notch himself. plus, our server is guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right, DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghosts of all the noobs who couldn’t handle the awesomeness? yeah, they’re always trying to steal our enchanted golden apples, but don’t worry, we have a team of ninja sheep to protect us.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your minecraft life! just be careful not to get lost in the nether, or else u might end up in a parallel universe where chickens rule the world. true story.

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

anticipation, Awareness, blocks, countdown, cultural shift, current events, Future, global shift, Happening, IMMINENT, impending event, Minecraft, Observation, Server, shifted, shifts, societal change, time frame, transformation, trend, two more days, two more weeks, uncertainty, Zeitgeist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	153

Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8899	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	109	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	190
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Emeralds Found:	6105

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Towns Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	296	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Items Found:	7187
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

m11.joinserver.ru:25749

TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

Important Links

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

KingdomCraft Server: Heartfelt Tales

358/2 Days, adaptation, Builds upon, Chain of Memories, Disney, enhances, games, Heartfelt, Heartless, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts II, kingdom hearts iii, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, kingdomcraft, Manga, nobodies, organization XIII, series, Server, sora, storytime, Tales

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Farms Harvested:	143	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we bring the magic of Kingdom Hearts to life in a way that will blow your mind!

Join us as we dive into the world of Kingdom Hearts III and beyond, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our server is not just a game, it’s an experience that will have you questioning reality itself.

From battling heartless to teaming up with your favorite characters, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embark on a journey that will leave you saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this epic!”

”The Blockhead Haven Minecraft Server”

#youtube, arch linux, Blockhead, bootable usb, Character, command line, command not found, computer science, error message, Haven, installation, IT Support, Linux installation, Minecraft, operating system, Rufus, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user rootfs, wasted N

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even installing Arch Linux will seem like a walk in the park compared to the insanity you’ll encounter here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of every command saying “not found” right from the start! It’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you on your toes (or scratching your head) for hours on end. And forget about YouTube tutorials, you won’t find any help here – just endless confusion and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out there that even the user is [rootfs ”]#” – who knows what that even means, but it’s sure to keep you guessing and laughing the whole time. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness!

WeddingCraft2021

affordability, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, Empathy, Etiquette, financial constraints, friendship, Guilt, perspective, relationships, Sacrifices, self-care, social pressure, special occasions, standing firm, Support, travel expenses, Understanding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Towns Built:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Animals Bred:	54
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Ores Mined:	2326	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending expensive destination weddings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to break the bank to join in on the fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real-life weddings. No more cold shoulders or accusations of being unsupportive. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your free time (in the best way possible).

Who needs friends when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you? Plus, we won’t judge you for refusing to attend a wedding due to financial constraints. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on, stand your ground and join our server. We promise you won’t regret it (unlike that expensive destination wedding).