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Weekend Warriors Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Star Shards Collected:	266	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Animals Bred:	173
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

ShiftsOverBoysLater

communication problems, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, debt management, Emotional support, financial responsibilities, financial situation, financial strain, financial stress, Prioritizing, quality time, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, ShiftsOverBoysLater, time for self-care, Time management, understanding partner, work commitments, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	168	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	6189
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like being $12,000 in debt and dealing with a boyfriend who just doesn’t get it. Join us for some virtual fun and leave all your financial worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about money or work schedules. No need to drop shifts to hang out at the beach, because here you can go whenever you want, even on a Monday!

Unlike some people, our players understand the importance of balancing work, relationships, and self-care. You won’t find any drama queens here, just a supportive community of gamers who know how to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems at the door. Who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t understand when you can have a whole virtual world to explore and enjoy? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

DMZCraft Minecraft Server

activities, border, Conflict, construction, Defense, Development, DMZ, DMZCraft, Infrastructure, inside, Korean Peninsula, Military, military construction, Minecraft, North Korea, north korean, Observation, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, source, Spotted, Surveillance, Tension

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Towns Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a spy and uncover secret military activities? well, this server is the place for u! we got north korean military construction happening inside the DMZ, like what even?? join us and be a secret agent, uncovering all the crazy stuff happening in this virtual world. u never know what u might find, maybe even a secret kim jong un hideout or a nuclear missile silo. so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

BambooUKCrisisCraft

bamboo containment, bamboo control, bamboo crisis, bamboo encroachment, bamboo eradication, bamboo infestation, bamboo invasion, bamboo management, bamboo outbreak, bamboo problem, bamboo proliferation, bamboo spread, BambooUKCrisisCraft, ecological threat, environmental issue, invasive species, non-native species, plant invasion, uk, uncontrollable

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our server where we have an ‘uncontrollable’ bamboo crisis happening!! the pandas are revolting and taking over the land, using their bamboo weapons to conquer all! but don’t worry, you can join the fight and help save the world from the bamboo apocalypse! build bamboo fortresses, ride bamboo rockets, and battle against the evil panda overlords in epic bamboo wars! join now before it’s too late and the world is overrun by bamboo madness!

FruitCraft: Banish the Blues!

banish, Blues, depression risk, diet, fruit intake, fruitcraft, FRUITS, Healthy Eating, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health benefits, mental health research., mental health support, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, mood, Nutrients, nutrition, Prevention, research, VEGETABLES, well-being

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Emeralds Found:	4024
New Chunks Explored:	472586	Dimension Hops:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got ALL da fruits and veggies you need to keep da depression AWAY! Need some apples to keep da sadness at bay? We gotchu. Want some carrots to boost yo mood? We gotchu. Need some watermelon to make you smile? WE GOTCHU!

Our server is like a giant fruit basket of happiness, where every block you break is filled with the power of JOY! No more sad times in Minecraft when you join our server, because we got all da nutrients you need to keep dat depression away. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a happier place, one fruit at a time! 🍎🥕🍉

SexySubaru Minecraft Server

#Automotive, all wheel drive, attractive, automobile, CAR, coupe, design, Fast, horsepower, japanese, luxury, Minecraft, Performance, Sedan, Server, Sexy, SexySubaru, Sleek, sporty, stylish, subaru, Turbo, turbocharged, Vehicle

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is hotter than a Subaru on a summer day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Hop on this sexy Subaru of a server and let the fun begin!

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, ERG, FromSoftware, Gaming, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest patches, Minecraft, Miyazaki, open world, patch notes, Red Bull Event, RPG, Server, Souls-Like, video games

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have unicorns roaming around the land, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is hosted on a floating island in the sky, protected by a dragon with a love for disco music?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yeti who love nothing more than a good game of hide and seek. And if you manage to find your way through the maze of tunnels and traps, you’ll be rewarded with a magical sword that can shoot lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember the secret password “erg” to gain access to all the hidden wonders our server has to offer. See you on the other side!

CaramelCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bad person, Brownies, cafe, cakes, caramel, CaramelCraft, child, dessert, fit, headphones, last piece, Minecraft, Mother, Music, Neighborhood, Queue, salted caramel, Server, Shortcake, sweets, weekend, Yelling

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8326	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where the only limit is your imagination.

Are you tired of entitled kids throwing tantrums over dessert? Well, on our server, you can feast on all the shortcake with salted caramel you want, without any bratty kids trying to steal it from you! Build your own bakery and fill it with all the delicious treats you desire, without any entitled parents demanding you give it to their precious little angels.

Join us on this epic adventure and let your creativity run wild. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own outrageous stories in the world of Minecraft? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

FertileCraft – Keepin’ it to Myself

Communication, Decision making, egg donor, emotional burden, emotions, family, family dynamics, FertileCraft, fertility journey, Guilt, infertility, ivf, keepin, parents, Pregnancy, reproductive health, secrecy, shame, sister, success, Support, transfer process

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	874
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and judgment while trying to start a family in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building your dream family!

Join us and experience the thrill of creating your own little blocky babies with our advanced IVF system. No need to worry about unsuccessful rounds, because on our server, every cycle is a success!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our egg donor option? It’s a game-changer, literally! Your parents won’t even know what hit them when you surprise them with the news of your blocky bundle of joy.

So come on over to our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s build some blocky families together!

RusGasBlockCraft

blocks, Diplomacy, economic impact, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, energy supply, European Commission, european union, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, germany, global politics, international relations, Natural Gas, Politics, RusGasBlockCraft, Russian gas, sanctions, trade relations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ores Mined:	8740	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

lol ok so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz like, we got all the Russian gas you could ever want! Germany be blockin’ sanctions but we be servin’ up that sweet, sweet gas all day erryday! Join now for a gas-tastic time and maybe even start a gas empire of your own! Don’t miss out on the gas party, join now!

OrcaCraft: Free Willy’s Revenge

Animal Behavior, animal captivity, animal rights, animal welfare, Captivity, captivity effects, free, Free Willy, Keiko, marine animal behavior, marine mammals, orca behavior, orca captivity, orca conservation, orca intelligence, orca pod, orca rehabilitation, orca release, OrcaCraft, orcas, Revenge, treatment of animals, wild animals, Willys

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

come to our epic minecraft server where we have the only orca who was released but couldn’t make friends with other orcas because he was captured when he was just a baby! join us for the most epic adventures and build the craziest creations with your new orca friend by your side. who needs other players when you have a majestic sea creature as your companion? come join us now for a whale of a time!

ShroomCraft: Enhance Learning & Explore!

Behavior, brain chemistry, brain health, cognition, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive psychology, cues, Enhance, exploratory behavior, Explore, investigation, learning, mental health, mind-altering substances, neuroscience, psilocybin, psychedelics, reinforcement learning, research, Rewards, ShroomCraft, study

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	7743	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

so, liek, u know how sum servers r all boring and stuff? well dis server is, liek, totally different cuz we got psilocybin, man! it, liek, makes u learn better and, like, explore more! so, if u wanna, liek, level up ur minecraft skills while trippin’ balls, dis is the server 4 u, bro! come join us and, liek, let’s get weird together! 🍄🌈🤪