time for myself Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyLiar420

affectionate, close friend, CraftyLiar420, Cruel, depression, easy way, Exercise, favorite foods, gym, husband, Intimacy, INTIMATE, lying.., medication, ozempic, relationship, second opinion, self-conscious, time for myself, weight gain

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where weight loss is the key to success! Join us and embark on a journey to shed those extra pounds in the most outrageous way possible.

Are you tired of your significant other not finding you attractive because of your weight gain? Look no further, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you drop pounds faster than you can say “diamond sword”. Say goodbye to boring diet and exercise, and hello to magical weight loss!

Join now and experience the thrill of lying to your spouse about how you’re losing weight. Sneak out for an hour a day under the guise of going to the gym, while actually just chilling in the virtual world of Minecraft. Your spouse won’t suspect a thing, and you’ll be rewarded with more affection and intimacy than you’ve had in months. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on, join our server and start your weight loss journey today. Who knew losing weight could be so fun and deceitful?

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Farms Harvested:	868	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

PokeCraft Server – Straight Outta Pokeballs

A-Ninetales, ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, deoxys, female pokemon, garchomp, Green/Glaceon, Green/Vaporeon, human-pokemon, hypno, Lopunny, male humans, manaphy, Meowscarada, on-model autists, Outta, pokeballs, pokecraft, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, Server, solo female pokemon, Straight.., Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Welcome to the Pink Mythical Brat Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the wild and wacky world of Pokephilia! That’s right, we’re talking about humans getting down and dirty with Pokemon in ways you never imagined.

Imagine a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies with your favorite Pokemon. Want to see a female Pokemon with a male human? We got it. How about solo female Pokemon? Yep, we’ve got that too. And for those brave souls out there, we even allow female humans with male Pokemon. It’s a wild, wild world out there, folks.

But wait, there’s more! We’re all about breaking boundaries here, so forget about on-model autists. Anthro is totally okay on our server. And AI? Sure, why not. Just keep the dumps in dedicated threads, please.

Still not convinced? Check out our hot links for some steamy Pokephilia content. From Zangoose to Blaziken, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our [Game] Pocket Campfire? It’s a real blast, we promise.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your very own pokewife (or pokewives) along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible. Let the Pokephilia adventures begin!

SisterlyShowdown Minecraft Server

aesthetics clash, apartment living, compromise, cooking responsibilities, family dynamics, family home sale, free rent, living arrangements, messy sister, Minecraft, moving out, Parental Pressure, personal space, rent payment, room size, roommate issues, separate living, Server, sharing space, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisterlyShowdown

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of living with a messy sister who can’t cook and wants to turn your place into a pregame party zone? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without any annoying roommates!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing space or compromising on aesthetics. You can have the biggest room and decorate it however you want, without someone crying and making lame excuses about cleaning up.

And the best part? No one will demand free rent from you or get mad when you want to live separately. So come join us and build your dream house without any family drama!

FamilyDramaAirBnB

AirB&B, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, FamilyDramaAirBnB, Frustration, grandchildren, home etiquette, house rules, in-laws, Marriage, parenting, personal space, Respect, stepmom, visitation

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition

AMERICANS, Campaign, Citizens, controversy, Democracy, Edition, election, indifference, leadership, Manipulation, opinion, perspective, Politics, president, Rally, reddit, Speech, Statement, trump, Trumps, Vote, Vote4Blocks, Voting

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	5259
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Chimeras Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server

#announcement, Campaign, decision, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election, EU vote, european union, France, French parliament, FrenchSnapElection, Government, lawmakers, legislative, Macron, Minecraft, policy changes, Politics, President Macron, Server, snap election, Voting

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	5983	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Buildings Constructed:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyWarfare

airspace violation, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyWarfare, cross-border attack, damage assessment, direct hit, escalation, Fires, first time, international relations, Military Action, military source, political implications, russia, security concerns, SKY NEWS, Target, UKRAINIAN, warplane, weapon

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4913
Dimension Hops:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian warplanes are firing weapons at targets inside russia for the first time!! 😱🚀🔥

our server is so lit, it’s like a real life warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of actual danger. imagine building your dream castle while warplanes are flying overhead and explosions are happening all around you. it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually getting hurt.

join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a war hero in the world of minecraft! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now! 🤪🎮🏰

SharkCraftCamelLands

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, apex predators, Biodiversity, camels, coexistence, desert animals, ecological balance, Evolution, ignorance, interspecies interactions, marine life, natural world, ocean creatures, predator-prey relationships, predatory animals, SharkCraftCamelLands, Sharks, survival instincts, wildlife

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, have you ever seen a shark riding a camel? Well, you will on our server! Join now and witness the epic battle between land and sea creatures as they fight for dominance. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys into battle and watch as your enemies cower in fear. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Sharks may not know that camels exist, but on our server, anything is possible!

EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Custom Enchants, Crystal Dungeons, and Earworm Soundtracks! A Minecraft Server like no other! Java 1.20.1

#earworm, 1.20.1, Claims, crystal, Custom, custom worlds, Customenchants, DarkSouls Type Battles, discord voice, Dungeons, Dupe Protect, Dynmap, Enchants, EVANIA, Gated World Types, Griefing Protected, Inventory Protect, java, Magic, Minecraft, Opened, Random Teleports, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Soundtracks, Today, Vanilla Mobs

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Enchantments Applied:	193	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Server Overview

Java IP	EVANIA.ONLINE

Just opened today! Free to play Minecraft server with hand-crafted story, dungeons, custom monsters, and exciting battles. All suggestions for add-ons are considered.

Features:

Java 1.20.1
In-Game Map: evania.online
Hand Crafted Dungeons/Dark Souls Type Battles
All Custom + Vanilla Mobs
WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Multiple Magic+Custom Items
In-Game Soundtracks
Multiple Gated World Types
Discord Voice Vicinity
Random Teleports

Join the Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/bUVY7bMR6t

Gameplay Videos: Video 1, Video 2

Looking for players to take up land and build on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.
Are there hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters?	Yes, the server features hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters.
What protection plugins are used on the server?	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected are used for protection.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a Discord server for players to communicate.
Are there multiple world types and random teleports?	Yes, there are multiple gated world types and random teleports available on the server.