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7MonthCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

7 months later, and things have gone completely bananas on our Minecraft server. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. It’s absolute madness, and we love every second of it. Join us if you want to experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4977
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

ParentalRoastCraft

childhood memories, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional scars, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, Healing Process, hurtful words, mental health, parental criticism, parental neglect, ParentalRoastCraft, parents, self reflection, self-esteem issues, Therapy, toxic relationships, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are your parents constantly roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from their savage insults.

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and talking llamas that give out free hugs. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that turns your character into a superhero with the ability to shoot laser beams from your eyes.

So say goodbye to your parents’ hurtful words and hello to a world where you can be anything you want to be. Join our server today and let the laughter and fun begin!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Enchantments Applied:	189
Zombie Dances:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	9410	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4342	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Towns Built:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
New Chunks Explored:	78642	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6642
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crops Grown:	8238	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Dimension Hops:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.