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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 2766 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9752 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
picture this: u log in and suddenly ur character is wearing a giant chicken suit, clucking around like a maniac. why? cuz our server is full of wacky surprises and u never know what’s gonna happen next.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? yeah, u heard me right. those explosive little buggers know how to drop a sick beat.
plus, our server is haunted by a ghostly pig named Sir Oinksalot who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. one time he turned all the diamonds into potatoes just for fun. classic Sir Oinksalot.
so come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and never take anything too seriously. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yeah, that’s right. FREE PIZZA. see u there!