time distortion Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

2024 GroundhogCraft

2024.., Alternate Reality, deja vu, Groundhog day, GroundhogCraft, mysterious event, new year’s eve, phone glitch, Repetition, strange phenomenon, temporal anomaly, time distortion, Time Loop, time loop concept, time loop movie, time loop scenario, time loop story, time manipulation, Time paradox, time travel, time warp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crops Grown:	6970
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Star Shards Collected:	271	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server where time travel is not just a possibility, it’s a daily occurrence! Imagine waking up on New Year’s Day only to realize you’re stuck in a time loop where it’s forever 2024. But don’t worry, because on our server, this means endless opportunities for mischief and mayhem!

Join us as we navigate this wacky world where you can use your knowledge of the future to your advantage. Bet on sports games, predict the stock market, or simply prank your friends with information from the future. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, as the longer you stay in 2024, the more unpredictable things become. Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you as you try to break free from this time loop? So come on, join our server and let’s make 2024 the craziest year ever!

TickTockTimeLord

age faster, aging, fast aging, stop time, supernatural ability, SUPERPOWER, TickTockTimeLord, time altering, time bending, time control, time distortion, time freeze, time manipulation, time manipulation power, time slowing, time speeding up, time stopper, time suspension, time suspension power, time traveler, time warp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	241

come join our epic minecraft server where time stops and starts randomly, just like that one anime where the dude can stop time and do crazy stuff. but here, you can stop time too and mess with your friends by freezing them mid-air or making them age super fast. it’s like a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, so come join us and see what kind of mischief you can get into! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to eternal youth by messing with time on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the time-bending shenanigans begin!

DelayCraft: Where Time Waits for No Steve

brain cognition, brain function, brain processing, cognitive delay, cognitive function, cognitive perception, cognitive processing, DelayCraft, information delay, neural processing, perception delay, present moment, reality distortion, reality perception, sensory cognition, sensory delay, sensory input, sensory processing, steve, Time, time distortion, time lag, time perception, WAITS

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

join our epic minecraft server where time is an illusion and reality is a joke! our server is so lit, it will make your brain do a little dance!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a disco party with creepers! or building a castle only to have it turn into a giant cake!

our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your brain, with surprises at every turn! join now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventure of your life!

come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let your brain have a blast! it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget!

Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

143972491, abstract, Aesthetic, art, artist, color, Contemporary, creativity, design, Expression, Havoc, heem, heemvious, inspiration, Minecraft, MODERN, original, Painting, smp, Texture, Unique, Visual

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

Apology, birthday celebration, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, chaperoned visits, childhood trauma, children’s well-being, CraftyMomFatShameNoKids, Emotional Abuse, family conflict, family dynamics, fat shaming, fatphobia, mother-daughter relationship, parenting, self esteem, Therapy, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, weight issues

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	7122	Chimeras Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

avoidance, awkwardness, Behavior, Body language, Communication, discomfort, disinterest, dislike, distant, Friend, friendship, ignoring, indifference, lack of effort, lack of support, Minecraft, negative attitude, nonverbal cues, obvious signs, smp, Tension, UnlikedFriend, unresponsive

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Animals Bred:	128	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

HourLeftMC

disbelief, HOLY SHIT, hour, HourLeftMC, jaw-dropping, left, Long, Movie, movie marathon, movie night, plot twist, runtime, shock, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, time remaining, Twist, unexpected, unexpected ending, unexpected turn

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Towns Built:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

agriculture, Conflict, controversy, diplomatic relations, Economy, embargo, Exports, food supply, Geopolitical, global trade, grain, grains, international relations, iran, occupied territories, Political, russia, sanctions, Tension, Trade, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

KingdomsSMP! A Vanilla Kingdom of Wizards, Dragons & 16+ Minecraft Players – Apply to Join!

Adventure, alliances, apply, Buildings, Community, Competition, discordserver, dragons, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, Heroes, Join, Kingdom, KingdomsSMP, launchdate, Lore, Medieval, Memories, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Quest, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, Vanilla, WARFARE, wizards

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Star Shards Collected:	50

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Theme	Game of Thrones-inspired
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What is the goal of this server?

A: The goal is to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players, who will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war in a Game of Thrones-inspired setting.

Q: Are PvP and combat important on this server?

A: PvP and combat are not the primary focus of the server. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this adventure with us and create great memories while forging new friendships.

CodependentCraft Minecraft Server

alone, Codependence, CodependentCraft, Die, Feeding, fuck it all, Function, LEAVING, Minecraft, Never, Obituary, Place, recall, Say, Separated, separation, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Farms Harvested:	404	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of being alone in the Minecraft world, constantly searching for companionship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate codependent relationship with your virtual friends. We promise you’ll never be separated, even if you try to escape – we’ll always find you. And if you ever think about leaving, just remember the obituary of those who dared to abandon us. So come on, join us and say “Fuck it all, fuck this place” as we embark on this crazy journey together!

CitizenlessCash Minecraft SMP

asset acquisition, asset protection, BANKRUPTCY, CitizenlessCash, citizenship renunciation, dual US citizenship, expat life, expatriation, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial strategy, Hungary, international finance, legal implications, loan money, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, renounce citizenship, saving money, smp, work abroad

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5789	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Farms Harvested:	208	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMP servers? Want to join a server where anything goes and the chaos never ends? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to embrace their inner mad scientist and pull off the most outrageous stunts imaginable!

Join us and embark on a journey of financial shenanigans like never before. Build up your empire in Hungary, leech off unsuspecting players, and save up all the money you can. Then, take out the biggest loan possible and buy up all the assets you can get your hands on. But here’s where the real fun begins – declare bankruptcy and renounce your citizenship in the most dramatic fashion possible, all while keeping your hard-earned cash safe and sound.

With a community of like-minded players who are always up for a laugh, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the bank. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start scheming your way to success in the most ridiculous way possible!

SassySisNoHelp Minecraft Server

book discussions, book recommendations, communication skills, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, family unity, generational differences, literature analysis, Minecraft, moral development, Moral values, parental expectations, Parenting styles, SassySisNoHelp, Server, sibling bonding, sibling influence, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7809
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dimension Hops:	15
Enchantments Applied:	50	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter mysterious disappearances, thrilling plot twists, and a touch of sibling drama.

Our server is so intense, even reading a classic mystery novel like ‘And Then There Were None’ can spark heated debates among family members.

Who knows what kind of moral dilemmas you’ll face as you navigate through our server? Join now and see if you can survive the ultimate test of wit and wisdom!

MomTrackerOffLol

adulting, aita, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, control issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, location sharing, long distance relationships, mental health, MomTrackerOffLol, mother-daughter relationships, personal space, Reassurance, self-care, setting boundaries, Trust, understanding anxiety

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Emeralds Found:	8912
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living in the city away from your anxious mother! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, your mom texts you asking if you’re okay. But wait, there’s more! She demands a family password for emergencies, just like the good old days. Will you give in to her demands or stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

But fear not, for we have the perfect solution for you. Join our server and unleash your inner boundary-setting skills by taking your mom off the sharing list. Watch as she flies into a rage, accusing you of being controlling and psycho. Will you stand firm in your decision or cave under the pressure of her guilt-tripping?

So come on, join us on this epic Minecraft journey where you’ll learn valuable life lessons about boundaries, reassurance, and dealing with an overbearing parent. Who knew that a simple game could teach you so much about yourself? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!