Time Consuming MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ReadyToGetStuckInMinecraftSMP

ONLINE, Addictive, multiplayer, mobile, Fun

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by our resident prankster who turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos overnight. Or maybe you’re more into the drama of our intense faction wars, where alliances are made and broken over who gets the last piece of cake.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies wreaking havoc wherever they go. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where players dress up their dragons in the most fabulous outfits to win the coveted title of Dragon Diva.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments that you’ll be talking about for years to come. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else!

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MonopolyMinecraftMadness

family visit, Board Game, bored, compromise, winning strategy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the tyranny of monopoly and join a world of endless possibilities!

Are you tired of spending hours playing a board game that never seems to end? Well, on our server, you can build, explore, and conquer without the threat of bankruptcy looming over you.

Join us and leave behind the days of monopoly-induced exhaustion. Here, you can create your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and uncover hidden treasures – all without the risk of your spouse getting mad at you for winning.

So why waste your time on a never-ending board game when you can join our server and embark on epic adventures with friends? Say goodbye to monopoly and hello to a world of limitless fun!

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NoRetirePartyPlz

RESPONSIBILITY, party planner, Cake, Friend, gift

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort? Look no further than our server, where we appreciate all the hard work you put in, even if it’s just virtual block-building!

Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).

But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).

So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!

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EffortlessHate – Minecraft SMP

hate, burdensome, loathsome, Exhausting, TEDIOUS..

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on boring Minecraft servers that don’t even have a Taco Tuesday event? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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RelaxBox

Community, lots of things to do, Cross-Play, Updates, Minecraft

Best BOX server, very grindy with a lot of things to do. Takes a lot of time to finish and new updates every bit.

play.relaxbox.net:25590

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CraftyMinecrafters

constant updates, ONLINE, hate, fake news, NEGATIVE

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

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HairCraft Minecraft Server

personal services, professional services, product usage, HairCraft, time consuming

Looking for a Minecraft server that values your time and effort like I value my hair styling skills? Look no further, because on our server, we understand the importance of hard work and dedication!

Just like how I put in hours of work to create intricate hairstyles, our server is dedicated to providing you with the best gaming experience possible. And just like how my friend tried to lowball me for my services, we promise not to cheap out on quality!

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and surviving in a world where your skills are truly appreciated. And hey, if you ever need a break from mining and crafting, just remember that I never charge for hair styling on the server. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing crazier than my friend’s hair requests is the amount of fun you’ll have!

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NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

Conversation, exhaustion, family, nephew, time consuming

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

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RemakeRave Minecraft Server

behind schedule, film delays, stalled project, slow progress, time consuming

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in the land. How, you ask? Well, because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly! Yes, you heard that right. Pigs. Fly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Creeper Choir, singing their explosive melodies for all to hear.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a remake when you have a server like ours?

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Hello2Craft

hello, 25 years, milestone, Fascinating, time consuming

haha u know what else is unique? our minecraft server! come join us and meet all the wacky characters we have running around. we got a pig that can do the moonwalk, a chicken that speaks french, and a cow that tells dad jokes.

our server is so cool that if you mine a diamond, it turns into a real life diamond! just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome? we also have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away.

if you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will show you around and make sure you have a blast. we have custom mini games like “sheep rodeo” and “zombie karaoke” that will keep you entertained for hours.

so come on down to our minecraft server and join the fun! who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest full of cookies and diamonds. just watch out for the evil bunnies, they’re always up to no good.

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