join our epic minecraft server where time moves at the speed of a snail on a treadmill covered in molasses. you’ll feel like you’re stuck in a time loop, but in a fun way!
we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you life advice, and sheep that break out into spontaneous dance parties.
build your dream castle with walls made of jellybeans and a moat filled with hot fudge.
fight off hordes of evil chickens with laser eyes and zombie villagers riding giant spiders.
come join the madness and experience time in a whole new way on our wacky minecraft server!
