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ExParentalAdvisory

adoption, Apology, baby, bad parent, congratulations, ex, ExParentalAdvisory, Friends, groceries, insult, joking, LAUGH, Lesbian, Niece, relationship, SPLIT, step, Store, time and place, Wife

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Zombie Dances:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

AgeCraft SMP: “Respawning with experience!”

AgeCraft, aging gracefully, appreciating the little things, building strong relationships, embracing change, Enjoying simple pleasures, Experience, Finding fulfillment, finding inner peace, Gratitude for life, growing older, Increased confidence, life experience, living in the moment, making memories, overcoming challenges, personal growth, Prioritizing what matters, resilience in adversity, Respawning, Self Discovery, smp, Time for reflection, wisdom with age

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have a secret potion that will make you age in reverse every time you log in. Say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to smooth, youthful skin as you build, mine, and craft your way through our wacky world.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet llama named Larry who can speak seven different languages and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields this sword will have the power to control time itself!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the fountain of youth, talking llamas, and epic quests like never before. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon – rumor has it she’s a bit of a diva.

Post-Coitus Craft

10. Satisfaction, 11. Connection, 12. Post-coital bliss, 13. Snuggling, 14. Warmth, 15. Pillow talk, 16. Afterglow, 17. Contentment, 18. Bonding, 19. Reassurance, 2. Sleep, 20. Release., 3. Food, 4. water, 5. Relaxation, 6. Conversation, 7. Affection, 8. Intimacy, 9. Comfort, Craft, Cuddling, PostCoitus

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

After a wild night of blocky passion, what’s the next thing you want? No, not a cuddle or a snack – you want to join our Minecraft server, of course! Why? Because our server is like the ultimate post-coital bliss for gamers. Imagine building a giant phallic tower with your new friends, or exploring caves together in search of hidden treasures. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive “Bedrock Booty” event, where players compete in a race to find the rarest diamonds while wearing nothing but leather undies. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate climax of Minecraft fun!

ProjectilePvP Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, international warfare, military conflict, military defense, military escalation, Military operations, military retaliation, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, missile attacks, national security, ProjectilePvP, Russian command posts, Server, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian defence forces, Western projectiles

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior like the ukrainian defence forces taking down russian command posts with western projectiles! build ur own fortress and defend it against enemy attacks, or go on epic quests to find rare treasures and slay dangerous mobs. u never know what crazy adventures await u on our server, so join now and let the fun begin!

NATOcraft: Stoltenberg’s LOL Ukraine

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, lol, military alliance, NATO membership, NATOcraft, occupied territories, peace negotiations, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stoltenberg, Stoltenbergs, territorial disputes, Ukraine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN STOLTENBERG WANTS TO JOIN! HE SAYS UKRAINE COULD BECOME A PART OF NATO EVEN IF RUSSIA IS TAKING OVER TERRITORIES! THAT’S HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS, FOLKS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE LAVA! JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST WACKY AND WILD MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND JOIN NOW, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! EVEN MAKING STOLTENBERG DO THE FLOSS DANCE WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES!

Gecko Vibes: The Sixth Sense

Animal Behavior, Animals, auditory, auditory sense, auditory system, balance mechanism, discovery, Gecko, gecko behavior, Geckos, Hearing, reptiles, research, scientific study, scientists, sense, sensory organs, sensory perception, Sixth, sixth sense, surroundings, VIBES, vibration detection, Vibrations

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8664	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Astral Projections Made:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server like srsly!! we got geckos with SIXTH SENSE yo, they can sense vibrations and stuff like they some kinda ninja spies or sumthin. u can be like a gecko whisperer on this server, talkin to them in their secret language and stuff. it’s like the animal kingdom meets minecraft, but with a twist of sci-fi and mystery. come join us and uncover the secrets of the gecko world, it’s gonna blow ur mind!! #geckogoals #minecraftmadness

CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is the ultimate survival skill! Join now for semi-vanilla fun and cross-play madness in version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, 19132, Active players, Community, CraftedSurvival, crossplay, friendly environment, Fun, griefer, INCLUSIVE, Join, madness, Minecraft, mojang, play.craftedsurvival.net, Playtime, Ranks, Semivanilla, Server, shopping, skill, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Ultimate, Vanilla, Version, Voting, Welcoming

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Crafted Survival
SMP Type	Semi-vanilla
Environment	Friendly, fun, and inclusive
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting Active Player Base
IP	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ

1. Can I grief on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on Crafted Survival. We strive to provide a griefer-free environment for all players.

2. How can I claim land?

You can claim land using the Land Claiming feature on the server. This allows you to protect your builds and prevent others from griefing them.

3. Is there a shopping district on the server?

Yes, Crafted Survival features a Shopping District where players can buy and sell items with each other.

4. How do ranks work on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute to the community, the higher your rank will be.

5. Can I teleport to other players’ homes?

Yes, you can teleport to other players’ homes using the Homes and TPA feature on the server.

6. Is there a live world map available?

Yes, Crafted Survival offers a Live World Map feature that allows you to see the world in real-time and explore different areas.

7. How can I get Mob Heads on the server?

You can collect Mob Heads by defeating mobs in the game. They are a rare drop that you can use for decoration or crafting.

8. What is the One Player Sleep feature?

The One Player Sleep feature allows a single player to skip the night and set the time to day, making it more convenient for solo players.

9. Are there any restrictions on building or creativity?

While we aim to keep the server close to vanilla, we encourage players to be creative and express themselves through their builds. There are no strict restrictions on building styles.

10. How can I join the server?

You can join Crafted Survival by entering the IP address play.craftedsurvival.net and the Bedrock Port 19132 in your Minecraft client. We look forward to welcoming you to our community!

You Sold Out Minecraft Server

advertising, brand, Business, Customers, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, ONLINE, Promotion, RnaudBertrand, Server, social media, SOLD, SOLD OUT, Status, strategy, success, trending, x-com

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5074
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2877	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Villages Defended:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

Agent Record, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, NewsVersion 1.2, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFEZZZ4PC, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFTS, Zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4581	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8462	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old events and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can race through fiery obstacles and compete for epic loot. And don’t forget to check out our Dev Face-to-Face where you can meet the mysterious Zenless Zone Zero – who knows what secrets he holds!

But wait, there’s more! Meet our legendary agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz, who will guide you through the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on their epic quests.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have upcoming events that will blow your mind. From the Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade to the Overlord’s Feast, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LDRs4Life Minecraft SMP

advice, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, coping strategies, Dedication, emotional connection, LDRs4Life, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, missing each other, patience, Sacrifices, smp, staying connected., success stories, Support, Technology, time zones, Tips, Trust, Video calls

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being in a long distance relationship with your favorite Minecraft server? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to lag and hello to love at first block placement.

Our server is like a virtual dating app, but for gamers. You’ll meet your soulmate in the form of a creeper that just can’t stop following you around. And who needs flowers and chocolates when you can give your special someone a diamond pickaxe?

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like speed mining dates and build battles that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. So come join us and find your pixelated prince or princess charming. Long distance relationships have never been so block-tastic!

CraftyRejects

coping with rejection, CraftyRejects, Emotional healing, emotional resilience., Emotional support, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, marriage proposal, moving on, personal growth, rejection, rejection recovery, rejection recovery journey, relationships, resilience, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-care

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	455979
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mines Excavated:	3166
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our magical Minecraft server where getting rejected is a thing of the past. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon proposed to us and we said yes! So come on over and let’s build a world where rejection doesn’t exist, just like our imaginary girlfriend who totally isn’t a creeper in disguise. Join now and let’s make rejection a thing of the past!