ClownCraft: Chaos Reigns Supreme #56

Backfire, bill maher, bombs, bridge protests, Chaos, clown world, clown world order, ClownCraft, disqualified, gaza, gop, Israel, judge, Lawyer, Merchan, Order, Pedophilia denial, REIGNS, Rumble, Show, SUPREME, timcast, trump, Trump judge Merchan, Ukraine

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to Clown World Order #56, where chaos reigns and the absurdity knows no bounds! Join us as we embark on a journey through a Minecraft server like no other, where Trump judges are disqualified for juggling too many clown noses, Bill Maher bombs on his own show because he couldn’t handle the pressure of building a pixelated house, and GOP cucks on Ukraine and Israel by trying to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic fail of Gaza bridge protests as players accidentally build bridges to nowhere and get stuck in an endless loop of falling off the edge. And don’t even get us started on the pedophilia denial on Timcast – turns out the only thing they’re mining for is diamonds!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of meme-worthy politicians, and engage in epic PvP battles with players dressed as clowns? So come on down to Clown World Order #56 and let the madness begin!

ParentalRage Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, consent, date, Decision making, Drunk, family friend, judgment, Listening, Minecraft, overreacting, ParentalRage, parents, perspective, relationships, Safety, Server, underage, Understanding, VIRGINITY, Wedding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	164
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience things you never thought possible!

Join us for a wild ride where you can lose your Minecraft virginity to a family friend (18f) who may or may not have taken advantage of you while you were drunk at a wedding. Don’t worry, we promise it’ll be a night to remember!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about going on a date with said family friend and dealing with your parents accusing her of not taking your safety seriously? It’s drama like you’ve never seen before, all on a Minecraft server!

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

KidReclaimers30s

aita, alcoholism, child visitation, co parenting, communication problems, custody, Drinking, family conflict, family dynamics, Human services, inspection, irresponsibility, KidReclaimers30s, late appointments, parenting, relationship issues, rescheduling, Sobriety, unsupervised visits

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Magic Items Found:	4254	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of the human services inspection at the drunk girlfriend’s house.

Picture this: the inspector shows up late, the girlfriend is MIA, and the boyfriend is left to clean up the mess. Will they pass the inspection? Will the girlfriend get her unsupervised visits with her kid? Only time will tell on this crazy server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic argument over answering the phone, the drunken escapades, and the ultimate showdown between responsibility and chaos. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find such a wild and unpredictable storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

CraftyClassroom

academic subjects, career preparation, CraftyClassroom, education, hindsight, knowledge retention, learning, life lessons, Life skills, lifelong learning, personal growth, practical applications, practical experience, Real World, School, school curriculum, skills development, unexpected benefits, unexpected outcomes, useful knowledge, valuable lessons

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3900
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old school subjects that seem useless in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll finally put that knowledge to good use! Remember that one time you thought learning about ancient civilizations was pointless? Well, now you can use that knowledge to navigate through our server’s hidden temples and uncover ancient treasures! Who knew history class could be so thrilling?

Join our server and put your math skills to the test as you calculate the perfect angle to launch yourself off a cliff and land safely in a pool of water below. Forget boring textbooks, on our server, you’ll be using your geometry skills to survive and thrive!

So come on, join us on our server and finally prove to your teachers that all those hours studying actually paid off in the most unexpected way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

Hijab Havoc: Minecraft Mayhem

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender inequality, Havoc, Hijab, hijab violation, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Shot, social justice, violence, WOMAN, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, if u wanna avoid getting shot by iran police for not wearing a hijab, u should totally join our minecraft server! we got all the crazy fun u need to distract u from the real world chaos. like, we have a secret underground hijab shop where u can buy all the latest trends in hijab fashion. plus, our admins are like, trained ninjas so they can protect u from any police raids. join now and say bye bye to getting shot over a piece of cloth on ur head!

Avimore: The Server Where You Have to Apply to Play for a Reason… Probably

application, apply, Avimore, central shopping area, diamonds, discord server, eventful, friendly community, game-changing plugins, Helpful Staff, Info, Launch, magic-modded, mod, Modded, new members, Play, reason, rules, Season, Seed, Server, shopping, Staff, story rich, world reset

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Void Gems Collected:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Welcome to Avimore SMP

A Java Minecraft server in search of new members for a world reset happening tomorrow!

Discord – https://discord.gg/pF9crCABnw

What do we have to offer?

Features
A brand new 1.20.4 world with a cool seed
A magic-modded server with simple plugins
A central shopping area to buy items
A great community
Helpful staff and opportunity to apply for mod
Proximity voice chat
A dedicated discord server

Interested in joining Avimore?

In order to join the SMP, please join our discord server, read the rules and info channels and then head over to application-info to send in your application

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join Avimore SMP?	Join our discord server and send in an application.
What version is Avimore SMP on?	We are on the latest version 1.20.4.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please read the rules in our discord server.
Can I open my own shop in the central shopping area?	Yes, you can open your own shop for trading.

CraftyMama’s Server: The Rape Meme-Free Zone

Awareness, controversy, CraftyMamas, digital awareness, Digital culture, digital literacy, internet culture, internet memes, media awareness, Meme culture, MemeFree, online behavior, online communities, online discussions., online trends, rape, rape meme, Server, social awareness, Social Issues, social media, trending topics, Ui mama, viral content, Zone

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even Ui mama herself is aware of the infamous “rape meme” – that’s how you know we’re on a whole other level of insanity! So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or traumatized…hopefully).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness!

”>why not ask an llm to do it”’ – TheLlamaGuru Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cleanup script, cost effective, coworker, data analysis, data cleaning, data pipeline, data processing, efficiency, innovation, Job, LLM, machine learning, Minecraft, salary, scripting, smp, Spreadsheet, Technology, TheLlamaGuru, Tokens, user records

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Buildings Constructed:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of spending hours cleaning up messy data in spreadsheets? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have llms ready to do all the dirty work for you! That’s right, just feed those 100,000+ rows of user records to our llms and watch them clean it up in no time. Who needs a boring cleanup script when you have llms at your disposal?

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the magic of llms turning chaos into order. Plus, rumor has it that these llms have some epic dance moves that will blow your mind. So why wait? Join now and let the llms take care of all your data cleaning needs. Trust us, it’s not just over, it’s llmazing!

DreamChaserCraft

beach house, BETRAYAL, Breakup, business development, chasing dreams, Communication, DreamChaserCraft, dreams, Engineering, finances, jobseeker payments, love, Marathon, mental health, moving on, relationships, Running, Startups, Struggle, Support, university dropout

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your relationship drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have time to worry about your ex when you’re busy building a castle and fighting off creepers.

Join our server for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether you’ll survive the next zombie attack. Who needs love when you have diamonds and enchanted weapons to collect?

Forget about your ex and join our server for a chance to make new friends, explore epic landscapes, and maybe even find a new Minecraft girlfriend. Who needs a real-life partner when you have a whole community of players to team up with?

So come on, leave your relationship drama at the door and join our server for a chance to start fresh in a world where the only thing that matters is your next epic build. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLoveMC

awkward marriage proposal, awkward proposal, bad marriage proposal, CraftyLoveMC, cringeworthy proposal, embarrassing marriage proposal, embarrassing proposal, funny proposal story, marriage proposal disaster, marriage proposal disaster story, marriage proposal fail, marriage proposal gone wrong, marriage proposal horror story, marriage proposal mishap, marriage proposal nightmare, marriage proposal rejection, terrible marriage proposal, terrible proposal, worst marriage proposal, worst proposal ever, worst proposal experience

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Emeralds Found:	9216	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of boring old marriage proposals? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic marriage proposal stories you’ll ever hear! Picture this: proposing in the middle of a creeper-infested forest with explosions going off in the background, or getting down on one knee in a diamond mine surrounded by angry zombies. Join our server for the chance to have the craziest marriage proposal story ever!

NukeCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, kyiv, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, nuclear provocation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, Propaganda, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine battle it out in a virtual world! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies for the ultimate provocation! will ukraine finally get revenge on russia for the 11th time? join now to find out and be part of the chaos! plus, we have flying pigs and exploding chickens for added fun! come join the madness today!

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