TimBarista Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Forgive & ForgetCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t give a hoot about what you do because we forgive you anyways. like, you could build a giant statue of a potato or ride a pig into battle, we don’t care! we even have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes and turn creepers into friendly kittens. plus, we have a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes and the grass grows cotton candy.

oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle? yeah, he’s pretty fancy. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything goes!

GunCraft: Defend & Survive!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

YO, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA FEEL SAFE LIKE YOU GOT A GUN IN YO HANDS, BUT INSTEAD OF GUNS, YOU GOT A PICKAXE AND A SWORD! WE GOT CREEPERS CREEPIN’ AND ZOMBIES ZOMBIE-ING, BUT AIN’T NO PANDEMIC GONNA STOP US FROM BUILDIN’ AND SURVIVIN’!

WE GOT CONSPIRACY THEORIES FLOATIN’ AROUND LIKE STEVE BEIN’ AN ALIEN AND HEROBRIEN BEIN’ REAL! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YA COVERED WITH OUR VIRTUAL REALITY SAFETY NET!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY LANDS AND ENDLESS ADVENTURES! WHO NEEDS GUNS WHEN YOU GOT A DIAMOND SWORD, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOOOOO!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	955	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Magic Items Found:	6313	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Enchantments Applied:	74	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil bacon-loving zombies. But be warned, these zombies are not your average brain-eating undead, they have a taste for bacon and will stop at nothing to protect their precious sword!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ? Get your groove on with your blocky buddies and party the night away in style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly like a majestic chicken. Soar through the skies and show off your aerial acrobatics to all your jealous friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get eaten by bacon-loving zombies, that is.

CraftyHoops Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with NBA press conferences where Kahleah Copper is hailed as the greatest Minecraft player of all time! Watch as she dominates the virtual court with her epic building skills and take part in outrageous tournaments where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Enchantments Applied:	96	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3402	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Star Shards Collected:	217	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Votes:	986
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Season	Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

FAQs

Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	484507
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate fashion show! Dress up your character in the coolest outfits and strut your stuff on the virtual runway. But beware, if you strip down to your birthday suit, you’ll transform into a wild and crazy creature that will have everyone laughing! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your style and see what happens when you let it all hang out on our server!