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BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military intervention, Politics, putin, Putin’s strategy, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, squad, Tension, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle

MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition

Chaos, chaotic, control, Daily Life, economic inequality, Edition, emphasis, grow, INDIVIDUALS, INEQUALITY, intensifies, morality, MoralityCraft, Moralization, Order, Perception, Phenomenon, Restore, sense, society, study

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join our minecraft server for a wild ride of moralization and economic inequality! as you mine for diamonds and build your empire, you’ll feel the intense pressure of moral dilemmas weighing down on you. but fear not, for this server is the perfect place to restore order and control in your virtual life!

imagine a world where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, all while navigating through a chaotic society filled with pixelated chaos. but don’t worry, because on our server, you can be the one to tip the scales and bring balance to the virtual universe.

so come join us and experience the thrill of economic inequality like never before! build your fortune, make tough decisions, and watch as the moralization intensifies with every block you place. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama that you won’t want to miss out on. join now and become the master of your own destiny in a world where anything is possible!

Foxden: Where semi-spicy foxes roam free in a mildly vanilla world, with a side of SMP fun! 1.20.1 whitelist edition

1.20.1, Ban, Calm, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Edition, Foxden, foxes, free, Fun, Griefing, java, mildly, Minigame, Moderator, Plugins, pranks, PvP, Relaxed, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Server, Side, smp, stealing, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist channel, world

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About Us	Add-ons
Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon. Owner: Active in the community Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised	Dynmap No chat reporting Carpet Small datapacks and tweaks

About Us

Add-ons

Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon.

Owner: Active in the community

Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised

Dynmap

No chat reporting

Carpet

Small datapacks and tweaks

Rules
Must be a member of the Discord, speaking is optional No slurs, homophobia, racism, or abuse No griefing or stealing No using farms or villagers without permission No PvP/killing without consent Inactivity for 3+ months may result in moderator control of property Leaving Discord or being banned may speed up rule enforcement Moderator discretion for warnings, temp bans, or perma bans

How to join: Join our Discord, read the rules channel, react to the message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in the whitelist channel. Discord Link

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord, read the rules, react to the message, and then add your Minecraft name to the whitelist channel.

Are there any age restrictions?

There are no official age restrictions, but we advise discretion as mature content may be discussed.

What are the rules regarding griefing?

Griefing, including modifying, damaging, or killing animals, is strictly prohibited on the server.

Can I use farms or villagers without permission?

No, you must obtain permission before using any farms or villagers on the server, unless they are marked as public.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP or killing is only allowed during minigames or with consent from both parties.

What happens if I break the rules?

If you break the rules, moderators may warn you, issue a temporary ban, or give a permanent ban based on their discretion.

Overall, the server aims to maintain a calm and relaxed atmosphere while ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

Élora’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blocky, Canada, cold case, crime, Disappearance, Élora Patoine, Éloras, investigation, Jean-François Gariépy, Minecraft, missing for over a year, missing girl, missing person, missing person case, missing woman, missing woman case, mysterious disappearance, possible murder, québec, Server, SUSPECT, true crime, true crime podcast, unsolved mystery

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Join us as we uncover the mystery of Élora Patoine’s disappearance. Was it really Jean-François Gariépy who did the deed? Or was it a creeper in disguise? Only on our server will you find out the truth behind this shocking tale.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, our players never cease to amaze with their creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with mystery, drama, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

AlbinoTango in Minecraft SMP

AlbinoTango, argentina, Argentinian identity, Bolivia, brainwashed, brown people, Buenos Aires, cultural shift, demographic changes, European immigration, Historical revisionism, Immigration Trends, Latin America, Latin American immigrants, mestizos, Minecraft, native population, Paraguay, racial makeup, smp, societal impact, white denial, white population

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through a land where Argentina is still 85% white…in Minecraft! Explore a world where Europeans never stopped coming and the population is made up of light-skinned mestizos. But watch out, because immigrants from Latin American countries like Paraguay and Bolivia are starting to take over!

Experience the chaos as the native population is being replaced by brown people, all while the kids are being brainwashed into thinking that the true Argentinian is a mestizo. Some players even deny that the country was ever white, adding to the madness of this unique Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure in a world where anything is possible, even a Minecraft version of Argentina’s crazy population dynamics!

HellishFamilyVacay Minecraft Server

extended family, family acceptance, family bonds, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family differences, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family perspective, family perspective differences, family relationships, Family Support, family tension, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, HellishFamilyVacay, Minecraft, Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of Harry’s relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with unexpected surprises and drama!

Just like how OP is dreading the arrival of Harry’s massive family, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting to see what crazy antics unfold next on our server. Will you be able to handle the chaos or will you be begging to escape to a friend’s house like OP?

With more drama than a soap opera and more family members than you can count, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – but be warned, once you join, there’s no escaping the craziness!

SplitBillDrama

ANNOYED, awkward situation, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, Communication Issues, expensive cocktails, fair split, family dynamics, family meal, financial situation, high bill, main meal, paying less, pregnant girlfriend, SplitBillDrama, splitting the bill, unemployed brother, unemployed perks, uneven bill, unhappy face

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where splitting the bill evenly is a thing of the past! Join us for some outrageous adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the world of blocks and mobs.

Imagine a world where your in-game family members expect you to pay for their virtual meals because they’re unemployed by choice. Experience the thrill of negotiating with your virtual partner over the virtual bill, all while trying to keep your virtual mum happy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time when your virtual auntie overhears your conversation about the bill and decides to intervene. Will you end up paying less or will you stick to your virtual guns and split it evenly?

So come on and join us for a wild ride of virtual drama and virtual celebrations. Who needs real-life problems when you can have all the fun in the virtual world? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

GratefulCraft SMP

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, family, Friends, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, Kindness, love, mindfulness, opportunities, Peace, positivity, Reflection, smp, success, Support, thankfulness

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Are you thankful for a server where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and prank your friends with exploding chickens? Then you’ll be thankful for our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life!

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7188	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	95
Potions Brewed:	156	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7988	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Insane TimBarista Minecraft Servers

BlockCraftWisdom

Stats November 22, 2024

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

Stats November 22, 2024

PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

Stats November 22, 2024

MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition

Stats November 22, 2024

Foxden: Where semi-spicy foxes roam free in a mildly vanilla world, with a side of SMP fun! 1.20.1 whitelist edition

Stats November 22, 2024

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Are there any age restrictions?

What are the rules regarding griefing?

Can I use farms or villagers without permission?

Is PvP allowed on the server?

What happens if I break the rules?

Élora’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

AlbinoTango in Minecraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

HellishFamilyVacay Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

SplitBillDrama

Stats November 22, 2024

GratefulCraft SMP

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4670
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Animals Bred:	142
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4247
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	110	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5