Tim Wildsmith MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

colonial expansion, colonial life, colonial government, colonial settlements, CraftyColonials

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

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Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

career advancement, office politics, work ethic, office life, thirdies

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

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LockBoxLULZ

adhd, handyman, relationships, Tools, Toolbox

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

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BlockParty Minecraft Server

productivity, Time management, 4-day work week, work-life quality, opinion

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

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Respawned Loot Drama

missing persons, Property, belongings recovery, mistaken identity, belongings distribution

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

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BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

defense strategy, Geopolitics, WALLOPED, eastern europe, Submarines

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!

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HostageHavocCraft

rescue, Treatment, Emotional support, rescue mission, Captivity

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the players are, like, hostages who got rescued but then got beaten up almost every day, but in a fun way, you know? It’s like a wild survival challenge where you gotta fight off evil mobs and crazy players who wanna take you down. But don’t worry, there’s a doctor in the game who will, like, heal you up and stuff. It’s, like, a total rollercoaster of emotions and action-packed adventures. Join now and see if you can survive the madness!

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SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

sub sandwich, Marketing, length, six inch, fast food

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.

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LithiumLoot: Frackin’ & Seawater Fun!

Engineers, Fun, lithium extraction, ideal size, flowback

come join our epic minecraft server where we extract lithium from seawater like it’s nbd. we got engineers who discovered the perfect particle size for extracting that sweet sweet lithium. forget about mining for diamonds, come mine for lithium and save the environment while you’re at it. who needs frackin’ when you can join us and extract lithium from flowback like a boss. join now and be part of the most eco-friendly server in the minecraft universe.

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Renaissance Survival: Where Towns, Mounts, and Player Shops live happily ever after!

adventures guild, Happily, Whale, Survival, mob farm

Renascence Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Custom generated overworld, netherworld, and end with unique items and structures
Player Warps and Shops for community interaction
Dungeons, custom mobs, and quests at the Adventures Guild
Wide variety of mounts and custom currency system
Player homes with anti-griefing measures
Over 12 different jobs and 1k quests for rewards
Referral system, voting rewards, and daily/login bonuses
Discord integration for community chat
Paid and in-game ranks with non-pay-to-win benefits

IP: renascencesmp.org

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create my own player shop?	Yes, you can set up your own shop and create player warps for others to visit.
Is there anti-griefing measures for player homes?	Yes, players can set up their homes with anti-griefing protection using /co i.
Are there quests and dungeons to explore?	Yes, there are over 1k quests available and multiple dungeons with custom mobs to challenge.
Can I ride mounts like pandas and dragons?	Yes, there is a wide variety of mounts available for use or purchase using the custom currency Coins.
Are paid ranks pay-to-win?	No, paid ranks offer extra benefits but do not provide any pay-to-win advantages.