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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 6177 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 109 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
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