Tim Hortons MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MapleCraft SMP: Eh, Canada?

Beautiful landscapes, poutine, North America, opinion, Nature

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most epic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can shoot fireballs out of its eyes! Plus, every full moon, we have a massive dance party with all the mobs from the game. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. And the best part is, you can ride around on giant hamsters while you’re there.

So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP around, hit us up! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a spare pair of diamond boots in case you run into a pack of killer bunnies. Stay safe out there, gamers!

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CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

maple syrup, bacon, Maple, Stereotypes, Canadian people

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

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Timmie’s Epic Minecraft Server

Tim Hortons, Tim Hortons coffee, canadian restaurants, fast food, tim hortons timbits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on top of giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the skeletons know how to break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion shop run by a talking llama who claims to be a wizard in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman who just wants to be your BFF.

So why are timmies like that fr fr? Because they haven’t joined our server yet and experienced the madness for themselves! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise!

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MapleCraftLand

Niagara Falls, French-English bilingualism, indigenous culture, Multiculturalism, justin trudeau

Eh, sorry to interrupt your igloo-building session, but have you heard about our epic Minecraft server? It’s like the Great White North on steroids, with maple syrup flowing like waterfalls and beavers building epic dams out of diamond blocks.

Join us for a wild ride through the frozen tundra, where you can ride polar bears into battle and duel with hockey sticks instead of swords. Our friendly community of moose and mounties will welcome you with open arms (or antlers) as you embark on quests to find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon and defeat the evil poutine boss.

So grab your toque and your hockey jersey, because this server is as Canadian as a beaver in a plaid shirt. Sorry, not sorry, but you won’t find a more maple-syrupy, poutine-filled, igloo-tastic Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us, eh!

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CraftyCoffeeCraze

family, INDEPENDENCE, cleaning, RESPONSIBILITY, Boundaries

Are you tired of lazy daughters who can’t even bring down their own plates or clean the toilets in a timely manner? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing lazier than our players is the AI villagers.

We have a special quest where you have to fetch Tim Hortons coffee for your virtual daughter every Sunday and Monday – just like real life! And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you forget to bring down your virtual plate after eating. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual laziness like never before. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where being lazy is not only accepted, but encouraged? Join now and let the laziness begin!

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MapleCraft: Where Indians in Canada build pixelated igloos!

Poojeet, tourist money, Tourists, North Korea, avoid Canada

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sea of brown people in Toronto and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Our server is filled with poojeets who will greet you at every turn, from the security guard at spawn to the baggage handlers at the airport.

Looking for an Indian experience without leaving your house? Look no further than our server, where you can explore the bustling streets of downtown Toronto without the hassle of actually being interrogated by Canadian border agents.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can unlock your phone for verification, make reservations at virtual hotels, and even step on virtual poojeet poop without leaving the comfort of your own home.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, Canada may have North Korea-level surveillance, but our Minecraft server is a whole different story!

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MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?

cold weather, Bilingual, North America, maple leaf, poutine

Welcome to our Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, eh! Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North like you’ve never seen before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player stumbled upon a secret igloo filled with maple syrup and moose mounts. Legend has it, if you find this igloo, you’ll be granted the power to ride a beaver into battle against the evil ice hockey zombies that roam the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic poutine building contests you’ve ever seen. Build the most delicious poutine creation and you could win a lifetime supply of virtual Tim Hortons coffee.

So come join us on Uhm…Canada? Minecraft server, where the snow is always falling and the moose are always friendly. Trust us, you won’t regret it, eh!

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Carb on Craft: Where Building Meets Underground Economies, Jobs, and Free Ranks! #MinecraftMadness

Caves, top spot, Enchantments, strategy, Development

CarbonCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Game Mode	Description
SMP (Survival Multiplayer)	Team up with friends to conquer the wild landscapes, build structures, explore caves, engage in PvP battles, and experience custom enchantments.
Skyblock	Start with a tiny island in the sky, expand into a paradise, overcome challenges, gather resources, unlock new gameplay dimensions, and compete for monthly island payouts.

IP: play.carboncraft.xyz

Discord: https://discord.gg/carboncraft

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP, play.carboncraft.xyz, in your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features?	Yes, both SMP and Skyblock have custom enchantments and challenges to enhance gameplay.
Can I play solo on the server?	While the server promotes teamwork, solo play is also allowed.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed on the CarbonCraft server.

Crafty Cash Grab

Grab, consumer behavior, Faggots, economic forecasting, economic policy

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the economy is just as unpredictable as real life! Join us and experience the thrill of inflation, recession, and stagnation all within the comfort of your blocky world. Our economists are actually just a bunch of chickens running around with calculators, and our boomer faggots are actually just villagers who can’t stop talking about the good old days of mining for diamonds. So come on in and see if you can survive the chaos of our economy – just don’t blame us if you end up trading all your emeralds for a stack of dirt!

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Crafty Kinks: Not Just a Fetish Server 😉

fetish, sexual attraction, French Culture, kink, fetish exploration

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies to come true! Join us and watch as your cock goes rock hard every time you see a woman wearing anything French-related. It’s not just a fetish, it’s a lifestyle choice on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special humiliation feature for those who are into that sort of thing. Get ready to be roasted and toasted by our hilarious community of players who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

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