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BlockyBootyFartEscape

anatomy, awkward, big ass, BlockyBootyFartEscape, body function, buttocks, CHEEKS, digestion, EMBARRASSING, Escape, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Humorous, longer, Noisy, Release, Smelly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9931	Villages Defended:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchantments Applied:	193	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

join this server if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a giant chicken with a rainbow afro! we have a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and a hot tub made entirely of lava. our community is so friendly, they will give you free hugs and cookies made by a unicorn chef. plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of their wands. so come on, join us and let your big ass cheeks take longer to let the fart escape in the most epic minecraft server of all time!

CraftyFoodiesMC

anxiety, brain changes, brain chemistry, brain structure, CraftyFoodiesMC, depression, diet quality, eating habits, Food, health, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neuroscience, nutrition, poor diet, psychological effects, research, study, Volunteers, well-being

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6739
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

LOL, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE EATING A POOR QUALITY DIET BUT IN A GOOD WAY! JOIN US AND GET BRAIN CHANGES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE IN A BLOCKY WONDERLAND OF HAPPINESS! OUR 30 VOLUNTEERS HAVE ALREADY EXPERIENCED THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER AND NOW THEY CAN’T STOP BUILDING CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHTING ZOMBIES WITH CARROTS! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT! #BLOCKYHAPPINESS #ZOMBIESLOVECARROTS

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, donates, minecraft server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Emeralds Found:	3054	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

l5og.vanillaboxmc.ru

Industrial Earth: Renaissance – Vanilla Roleplay meets Geopolitical Chaos

Austria, borders, Chaos, Cities, Citizens, Community, Diplomacy, Earth, Faction, Features, France, gameplay, Geopolitical, Holy Roman Empire, Industrial, Leaders, meets, Nations, new friends, ottoman empire, power struggle, Renaissance, Roleplay, russia, Sieges, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Industrial Earth Minecraft Server

Features
Dynmap
War & Diplomacy
Sieges
Roleplay
16th Century World Map
Suggestion Chat for New Features
Nations like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, Russia, etc.
Power Struggle in the Holy Roman Empire

Join now at https://discord.gg/6W3JqmRhgr

World Map: http://212.192.29.86:25604

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I roleplay as a leader of a nation?	Yes, you can roleplay as the leader of many nations, including historical ones like Ottoman Empire, Austria, France, etc.
Are there wars and diplomacy in the server?	Yes, players can engage in wars, border clashes, diplomacy, and sieges as part of the gameplay.
Is there a world map available?	Yes, the server has a dynmap to keep track of cities, borders, and nations on the 16th-century world map.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion chat where you can recommend new features to be added to the server.
What activities can I expect besides faction gameplay?	Players can also participate in other games from time to time within the community to enjoy various activities.

CraftyBiz Minecraft Server

astute entrepreneur, business acumen, business brilliance, business excellence, business genius, business mastery, Business Success, CraftyBiz, flawless business record, flawless career, flawless track record, impeccable business decisions, Minecraft, savvy businessman, Server, strategic decision making, successful entrepreneur

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers run by peasants who couldn’t make a good business decision if their lives depended on it? Well, fear not, because on our server, our owner has never made a bad business move in his entire life! That’s right, he’s like the Steve Jobs of Minecraft servers, except he actually knows how to treat his players right.

Join us and experience a world where every decision is a good one, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers apologize for blowing up your house. Our owner is so good at business that he once traded a single dirt block for a stack of diamonds. True story.

So if you want to play on a server where the owner is a business genius and the players are treated like royalty, then come join us. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about making deals and building empires in the world of Minecraft.

FruitCraft: Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Blood, children, devil fruit abilities, devil fruit users, devil fruits, fruitcraft, generation, genetic transfer, genetics, Minecraft, no weaknesses, perfect being, QUIRKS, Server, transfer abilities, weaknesses

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where devil fruit abilities are taken to a whole new level! Not only do you get epic powers like shooting fireballs or turning into a giant, but you can also pass down these abilities to your Minecraft children! Imagine creating a whole family of unstoppable warriors with crazy devil fruit powers.

But wait, it gets even better. Rumor has it that if you combine certain devil fruit abilities, you can create the ultimate being with no weaknesses. Picture a Minecraft player who can fly, breathe underwater, and shoot lasers out of their eyes. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and see what kind of genetic madness you can create with devil fruit powers. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to unlock the secret to breeding the perfect Minecraft warrior. See you in the game!

ShedLifeMIL_NOPE

95 degrees, caring wife, Dangerous, Daughters, disability, extension cord, Fan, feasibility, homelessness, insulation, lack of space, lack of ventilation, Legality, mother-in-law, psychological issues, relative living, rent chip-in, shed living, ShedLifeMIL_NOPE, small house, texas

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the Texas heat and turn sheds into luxurious living spaces! Join us for the ultimate survival challenge as you try to make your shed home cozy and comfortable, just like our player’s mother-in-law.

With no electricity or insulation, you’ll have to get creative with extension cords and fans to beat the heat. But don’t worry, our community is here to support you and your shed-dwelling dreams.

Who needs a fancy house when you can live in a shed with all the rustic charm and ventilation issues you could ever want? Join now and show off your survival skills in the most outrageous way possible!

LeyenCraft: The Center Holds

Center, current events, DECLARATION, Democracy, Europe, european union, extremism, far right, Government, holds, leadership, LeyenCraft, nationalism, opposition, Politics, resistance, Speech, Stability, Statement, Surge, Unity, von der Leyen

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9006
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit and full of craziness? well, lemme tell u bout this one server that’s like, the center of all the craziness, man. von der Leyen herself declared it, so u know it’s gotta be good.

there’s, like, this surge of far-right players taking over Europe, but don’t worry, they’re all just here to have a good time and play some minecraft. it’s like a party up in here, with all the chaos and fun u could ever want.

join us on this server and be a part of the madness. build crazy structures, battle it out with other players, and just have a blast. von der Leyen said it herself, this server is where it’s at. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

MythCraft: Junk DNA LOL

Dna, Junk, lol, MythCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Crops Grown:	7981	Mines Excavated:	2977
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, secret treasure hidden in the caves that only the most epic players can find. like, there’s this one time this dude found a diamond sword that shoots lasers when you swing it. it was so lit, bro.

and like, we got this crazy story about how the myth of junk DNA actually hindered science on our server. like, scientists were all like, “oh, this DNA is just junk, it doesn’t do anything important.” but turns out, it was actually the key to unlocking super powers in humans. like, one guy on the server can fly just by thinking about it. it’s wild, man.

so yeah, if you wanna be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join us. we got treasure, super powers, and a whole lot of laughs. come on, dude, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

DQX: Where even the cows know how to square dance! (1.20.4)

1.20.4, bedrock, Community, console, Cows, Dance, Discord, dnd, DQX, Economy, Essentialsx, Events, Gaming, Hosting, integration, market, Minecraft, mobile, ONLINE, Roles, Shops, smp, Square, Staff, Village

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

DQX Minecraft Server Overview

Main Attractions	Description
Active staff members	Willing to help at any time
Periodic events	From building contests to drawing contests
Role system	Entirely obtainable roles with different perks
Spawn area	Nicely built by staff members
Economy system	Money drop from mobs, shop creation, item selling
Villager shops	Various items available inside Spawn
Player Market area	Buy protected areas, build shops
Village area	Protected plots available for purchase
Quality hosting	Smooth gameplay experience
Bedrock integration	Mobile/console player access
Discord server	EssentialsX integration

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server is 1 month old currently.

Q: How many active players are there?

A: There are about 5 active players, looking for more to join.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more info and contact staff members for the server address.

Q: Are there any events on the server?

A: Yes, there are periodic events ranging from building contests to drawing contests.

Q: Can mobile/console players join?

A: Yes, there is Bedrock integration for mobile/console players.