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NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP

beginning of the end, Decline, decline in rankings, Downfall, dropping in rankings, falling behind, losing ground, losing momentum, losing position, losing status, no longer at the top, no longer top 2, not in top 2, NotEvenTop2MinecraftSMP, out of top rankings, sliding down, slipping, slipping down, slipping out of top 2

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Farms Harvested:	632	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Votes:	3190	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of being on a boring old Minecraft server where you’re not even in the top 2 anymore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every night with creepers as our dance partners. Plus, our server is run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world…starting with Minecraft! So come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CakeWars Minecraft Server

birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday surprise, cakewars, Chronic illness, Communication Issues, Divorce, emotional impact, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, Guilt, hurt feelings, Minecraft, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	New Chunks Explored:	501228
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Zombie Dances:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Then join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, guilt-free experience! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your family’s issues.

Join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who won’t forget to show up to your birthday party! No more waiting around for unreliable relatives, just pure gaming bliss.

And hey, if you ever feel guilty about not baking a cake for someone’s birthday, don’t worry! Our server has a virtual bakery where you can bake as many cakes as you want without any family drama attached.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all that family drama behind in the real world. Trust us, it’s much more fun building castles than dealing with family feuds.

LunchBoxMixUp

AITAH, Apology, Argument, Communication, Cooking, food consumption, husband, intermittent fasting, leftovers, lunch, LunchBoxMixUp, Marriage, marriage counseling, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, PACKING LUNCH, reddit, relationship, scolding, Took wrong food container

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

Just like this 38F who got scolded by her 39M husband for taking the “wrong” container of dinner, you’ll never know what crazy situation you’ll find yourself in next. Will you accidentally mine the wrong block and face the wrath of your fellow players? Will you forget to feed your virtual animals and start a Minecraft farm feud? The possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, our server is all about communication (or lack thereof). Just like this couple, you’ll have to navigate through misunderstandings and miscommunications to survive in this wild Minecraft world. Who knew that choosing the wrong container of food could lead to such chaos?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every move, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up serving virtual divorce papers over a virtual carrot. The fun never ends on our server!

GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	129	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	79
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	223	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	257	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Potions Brewed:	193

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	589
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8296
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Players Killed by Monsters:	8301
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	162	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

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