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edge cases, IT, linux, loonix, lx zones, MacOS, Migration, Minecraft, MOVED, omnios, openbsd, Operating systems, smp, software, solaris, SUN chads, Technology, Theo autist, tim based, Unix, UNIX systems, windows, workloads

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we have transformed all our Windows and Linux workloads to macOS because we believe in living that Apple life! But don’t worry, we still keep OpenBSD and Solaris around for those loonix edge cases – gotta keep things interesting, right?

Our server is run by a group of Tim Cook fanatics, Theo de Raadt autists, and SUN chads who are dedicated to keeping UNIX alive and thriving in the Minecraft world. Join us if you want to be part of a community that values quality operating systems and isn’t afraid to get a little crazy with their server setups.

So come on in and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with macOS and UNIX all over again!

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

awkward, blunder, comedy, CraftyLaughs, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Incident, Laughter, Memory, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, moment, Public, Ridiculous, Server, shame, Social, UNCOMFORTABLE, unforgettable

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Are you tired of embarrassing moments in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and never worry about tripping over your own feet in front of a crowd again – unless, of course, you build a clumsy character in-game! Our server is the ultimate safe space for all your embarrassing mishaps, from accidentally setting your house on fire to falling into a pit of lava because you forgot to bring a bucket of water. So come join us and leave your real-life embarrassments behind – unless you want to recreate them in the virtual world for a good laugh!

MineCraftSmilez

Brighten your day, daily happiness, daily routine, daily smiles, everyday moments, Feel-Good, Happiness, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little things, MineCraftSmilez, moment, mood booster, Positive, simple joys, simple pleasures, small gestures, small interaction, Smile, Uplifting

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even engage in epic dance battles with creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dance battles with creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will bestow upon you the power of infinite potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether!

UNCeasefireCraft Server

Agreement, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, Details, Diplomacy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Negotiate, Official, Palestinian, peace talks, Politics, resolution, Server, Truce, un ceasefire resolution, UNCeasefireCraft, united nations

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so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like the United Nations of Minecraft servers, ya know? we got all the factions and clans coming together to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP battles. like, even Hamas is down with this server, they’re like “yeah, we’ll negotiate over details as long as we can play on this server.” so come join the fun and be part of the peace talks and epic battles, bro. it’s gonna be lit!

KharkivCraft: Strike Zone Calm

Calm, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, embattled city, foreign policy, geopolitical situation., government response, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, regional stability, russia, strike, STRIKING, Ukraine, Zone

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so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. like, the mayor of Kharkiv says that joining this server has like, totally helped to calm the city down. like, can you imagine that? playing Minecraft and bringing peace to a whole city? that’s some next level stuff right there.

so like, if you want to be a hero and bring peace to a virtual world while also helping a real city, then you gotta join this server, man. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever see. like, seriously, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of something truly amazing. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next savior of Kharkiv. it could happen, man. it could happen.

BotBlockCraft

ai bots, Artificial Intelligence, Autonomy, BotBlockCraft, conformity, critical thinking, Dangerous, Decision making, digital age, Following the crowd, groupthink, herd mentality, Individuality, machine learning, online behavior, peer pressure, predictive algorithms, Risk, Safety, social influence, Technology

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u know wat u need in ur lyfe? a minecraft server that is so cray cray u wont even be able to handle it. dis server is like no other, cuz we got AI bots runnin around causin chaos and confusion. u wanna join dis server just to see wat dey gonna do next.

u think u know minecraft? think again, cuz dis server is like a whole nother level of craziness. we got secret dungeons hidden all over da place, filled with treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out, cuz dey guarded by giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta their butts.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of a community dat is like a family. we all look out for each other, even when we prank each other with invisible blocks and exploding sheep. u never know wat gonna happen next, but dat just makes it all da more fun.

so why u still sittin there readin dis? come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. (unless u get blown up by a creeper, den u might regret it a little bit)

VeggieCraft: Brain Boosters & Block Busters

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, BLOCK, Boosters, Brain, brain function, brain health, Busters, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, dementia prevention, early intervention, group support, healthy habits, healthy living, holistic approach., lifestyle changes, mental health, mild exercise, nutrition, plant based diet, Stress Management, VeggieCraft, well-being

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come join our epic minecraft server where we eat only plants and do mild exercise to improve our brain function like never before! we have stress management classes where we scream into the void and group support sessions where we build each other up like virtual lego blocks.

one time, a player forgot their name but after a week on our server, they remembered it was bob! another player used to walk into walls but now they can navigate our virtual world like a pro!

so if you want to improve your brain function, make new friends, and have a wacky time, join our server now! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, Bigotry, blocky, bullying, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, Faggots, harmful language, hateful, hateful speech, Homophobia, hurtful behavior, hurtful comments, hurtful words, insults, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, offensive, online harassment, Server, Slur

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, ride a flying pig into battle, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have started giving out hugs instead of explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. wink

RaidWrapUp Minecraft Server

12 man instance, art direction, bloodborne, decomposing, Dreadnought, Lakshmi, Maya sundaresh, Minecraft, Music, Navigator, new map, Perks, Prismatic build, Raid, RaidWrapUp, satisfying ending, scorn vampires, Server, Sol System, Spec, Story, vex’s origins, Warriors, weapons

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to raid with 12 of the fiercest warriors in a mind-blowing 12-man instance. Our new map is so good, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get us started on the new weapons and perks – they’re a blast!

But wait, there’s more! Create your own spec with our Prismatic build system and dominate the competition. The music and art direction will blow your mind, and the ending is actually satisfying – unlike that show you binge-watched last week.

Get ready for some crazy storylines, like the Maya sundaresh/Lakshmi season where you’ll uncover the origins of the vex, or the Bloodborne season where you’ll battle scorn vampires. And who could forget returning to the Dreadnought as it decomposes to become the new navigator and leave the Sol System? How did we pull it off after all the bullshit? Join now to find out!

GF vs. BF Minecraft Server

Abilities, academy club, arrogance, Beginners, best player, college players, Competition, dynamic, Europe, football, Minecraft, physical play, pick-up game, relationships, semi-pro team, Server, showboating, Skills, Soccer, sports, uneven teams, UNFAIR, winning

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and show off your skills just like this football pro did against his girlfriend and her friends.

Imagine a world where you can dominate the game like never before, leaving your opponents in awe of your Minecraft prowess. Just like this player scored 2 goals easily, you too can conquer the virtual world with ease.

But beware, just like the girls in this story got physical and put in harder tackles, you may encounter some fierce competition on our server. Will you rise to the challenge and come out on top, or will you crumble under the pressure?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, all while having a laugh with your fellow gamers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and show off your skills in a way that will leave everyone talking!

CookingMamaNeedsHelp

advice, Allergies, apologizing, childhood friends, Communication, concern for others, Cooking, CookingMamaNeedsHelp, Eating disorders, food allergies, friendship, health concerns, meal planning, meal preparation, overstepping, parenting, picky eaters, preservatives, school lunches, Support, TV dinners

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’ve eaten a delicious home-cooked meal? Look no further! Join our server for a taste of adventure and friendship, just like the heartwarming story of Sara and her newfound love for real food.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are always ready to share a meal and a laugh. Whether you’re a picky eater like Sara or just looking for some good company, you’ll feel right at home here.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden allergy to preservative foods that’s been holding you back from fully enjoying the Minecraft experience. Join now and let the culinary adventures begin!

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Buildings Constructed:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	76	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Towns Built:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8575	Crops Grown:	2884
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	235
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Potions Brewed:	174	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Enchantments Applied:	120
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	5007	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	5935	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchantments Applied:	196	Players Killed by Monsters:	4199
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

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