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BagHuntPeakTimeGF

aita, BagHuntPeakTimeGF, bags, chaotic traffic, city traffic, DRIVE, gf, La, Last Day, long hours, manhattan, peak hours, Promotion, refusing, Request, tired, traffic congestion, Unhappy, unreasonable request, working shift

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Emeralds Found:	3519
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Villages Defended:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of chaotic traffic and unreasonable requests? Look no further! Join our server and escape the madness of real life by building your own world where you make the rules.

We promise not to ask you to drive across town for merch bags at the last minute, especially when you’ve just woken up from a long shift. Our server is a safe haven where you can relax, unwind, and let your creativity run wild.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama city!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the chaos of real life behind. Who needs merch bags when you can have llamas and skyscrapers?

NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	96	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1387	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	12

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	931
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Votes:	4744	Towns Built:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2181	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Dimension Hops:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Buildings Constructed:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Animals Bred:	91	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.