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Bones of the Earth 1.21.2

1.21.2, 130 IQ, 3 thousand bones, adult content, alternative lifestyle, bones, creampie, Earth, explicit desires, fantasy fulfillment, Financial Stability, intelligence, long-term commitment, monthly income, non-traditional partnership, relationship goals, Simple man, till death do us part, Tomboy, unconventional love, unconventional relationship, unconventional romance, unique desires

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Emeralds Found:	3191
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical land where you can build your wildest dreams and destroy them too, just for funsies.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? And suddenly, a squad of creepers rolls up on you like they own the place. But don’t worry, bro, because on this server, you can tame those creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

And get this, dude, the whole server is run by a gang of super smart tomboys with IQs higher than a rocket ship. They’ll teach you how to build the sickest redstone contraptions and how to survive in the wild like a true Minecraft warrior.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and let’s go on a wild adventure together. Just don’t forget to bring your 3 thousand bones a month and your trusty pickaxe. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

#youtube, begging, Board, controversial, crime, criminal, discrimination, Freed, general, Hearing, inmates, Justice, killing, Louisiana, LPBGaming, madness, Minecraft, niggers, parole, parole board, Prison, Racial, Release, smp, System, Video, watch

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	6353
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Votes:	710	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

aita, ashamed, attitude, Betrayed, Bisexual, CONSERVATIVE, Dangerous, Doctor, family, FIX, Girlfriend, love, Mysterious, Niece, relationship, secret life, serious, SisGotExposedLOL, sister, Telling, Traitor, Twisted

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4948
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Potions Brewed:	65	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6428	Mines Excavated:	4482

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Beginning, Characters, Climax, Decline, Disappointment, ending, Entertainment, Expectations, letdown, Plot, Quality, Ratings, resolution, reviews, series, ShowstopperCraft, storytelling, television, tv shows, viewership

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Magic Items Found:	6686
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

KremlinCraft: KurskKonfusion

Disinformation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, information warfare, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Kursk incursion, KurskKonfusion, Media influence, military aggression, political manipulation, political strategy, Propaganda, psychological warfare, public perception, russia, Russian government, Strategic messaging, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Void Armor Forged:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

so, like, u know how the Kremlin is all like, “hey Russians, let’s just pretend that whole Kursk thing in Ukraine is totally cool and normal”? well, forget all that nonsense and come join our epic Minecraft server instead! why deal with political drama when u can be building epic castles and fighting dragons in a virtual world, amirite? plus, we have this crazy story about how the creepers in our server are actually secret agents sent by the Kremlin to spy on us, but don’t worry, we have a team of elite players ready to take them down! so come join us and let’s show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! #minecraft4life #downwiththekremlin

BreastplateCraft

accessories, attire, BreastplateCraft, breasts, Buttons.., clothing, custom suits, designers, fashion, formalwear, jackets, lapels, Men’s suits, Menswear, pockets, sleeves, Style, tailoring, tailors, trousers, Wardrobe

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the men’s suits have, like, a bunch of breasts? well, you’re in luck cuz on this server, the more breasts a suit has, the more powerful it is! imagine running around in a suit with, like, 10 breasts, just dominating all the other players. it’s wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, we have a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to fly. they swoop down and steal your diamonds when you least expect it. it’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious to watch.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers and will keep you on your toes, then you gotta join us. who knows what other crazy surprises are waiting for you in this wacky world. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyBlockz Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, answer, Community, Conversation, CraftyBlockz, Curiosity, discussion, Enquiry, forum, Help, INFORMATION, Investigate, long tail tags, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 923269858, ONLINE, question.., Server, solution, Support, Thread

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3000
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wacky as they come. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and even hosting dance parties in the Nether!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his flock and you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom dungeons, where you’ll face off against mobs so tough they’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a fluffy bunny. But hey, what’s life without a little danger, right?

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our world!

Minecraft SMP: Wowcraft SMP – The Epic Adventures of /wowg/

Adventures, Blizzard Entertainment, Characters, Cinema, Dungeons, Edition, Epic, Expansions, FANTASY, Gaming Community, general, Lore, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Old thread, online gaming, Quests, Raids, role playing, smp, strategy, video games, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take movie nights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching films in a virtual cinema with a bunch of rowdy players who can’t help but yell out spoilers and throw popcorn at each other.

Our server is the only place where you can watch the latest blockbusters while riding on flying pigs and battling zombies that are dressed up as Hollywood celebrities. Don’t be surprised if you see a creeper cosplaying as Iron Man or a skeleton trying to audition for the next Avengers movie.

But that’s not all! We also have special movie-themed events like “The Great Potato Heist” where players have to sneak into a potato-themed bank vault while being chased by evil potato guards. And let’s not forget about our annual “Oscar Awards” ceremony where players compete for the title of Best Builder, Best Redstone Engineer, and Best Drama Queen.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared for a cinematic experience like no other. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a bucket of popcorn, because things tend to get a little crazy around here!