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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2258 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 169 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 179 |
You’ll be mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, battling zombie chickens with lightsabers made of cheese, and building a castle out of marshmallows and dreams.
And the best part? The server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent dolphins who communicate in Morse code through dubstep remixes of Justin Bieber songs.
So come join us and experience the most mind-bending, pants-wetting, reality-questioning Minecraft server of all time! Just click that link and prepare to have your mind blown! Wooooo!