tile floors

MeOrTheDog Minecraft Server

cleaning, cleanliness, Dogs, elderly dog, family dynamics, hands and knees scrubbing, household chores, housing debate, kennel, MeOrTheDog, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, pet accidents, pet care, pet care responsibilities, pet diapers, Pregnancy, pregnancy hormones, Server, tile floors, work-life balance

Are you tired of cleaning up after your senile, blind, deaf, and partially paralyzed weenie dog who poops all over the house? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the poop stains on the floor by building your own virtual world where dogs can’t poop everywhere!

Our server is the perfect place for pregnant players living with their moms to take a break from real-life doggy diapers and crazy pregnancy hormones. Leave behind the unsanitary mess and join us for a clean and poop-free gaming experience.

With outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you, this Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from the chaos of real life. Say goodbye to cleaning up after dogs and hello to building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds with fellow gamers.

Join now and leave the poop stains behind – it’s time to game in peace and tranquility!

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ConcertCraft Minecraft Server

allocated tickets, better tickets, Breakup, broken up, concert ticket sales, concert tickets, ConcertCraft, double the price, Girlfriend, Minecraft, months since purchase, post tickets, roommate, roommate’s girlfriend, Selling concert tickets, Server, ticket allocation, ticket resale, ticket selling, tickets for sale, Unpaid, unpaid tickets

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can experience the thrill of dealing with ticket drama just like in the real world. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be negotiating ticket sales and dealing with exes who still want to go to concerts together.

Who needs mobs and creepers when you can have roommates and their exes causing chaos? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and ticket sales like you’ve never experienced before!

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SalaryCraft – Show Me the Diamonds

Boundaries, Communication, diamonds, family money, Financial Planning, financial transparency, Honesty, long term relationship, Marriage, marriage goals, moving in together, personal finances, perspective, privacy, relationship, Respect, salary, SalaryCraft, Show, tax brackets, tech industry, Trust, underpaid, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in transparency and sharing is caring…except when it comes to salaries apparently! Join us for a wild adventure where you can dodge questions about your income just like this mysterious boyfriend dodges his girlfriend’s inquiries.

Imagine a world where everyone is hiding their salaries like it’s a national treasure, and the only way to find out is by solving riddles and puzzles. Will you be able to crack the code and uncover the secret riches of your fellow players? Or will you be left in the dark like this poor girlfriend who just wants to know what her boyfriend makes?

But don’t worry, we promise not to judge you based on your salary (or lack thereof). In fact, we encourage you to flaunt your virtual wealth by building the most extravagant pixelated mansion the server has ever seen. Who needs to know your real salary when you can flex your Minecraft riches instead?

So come join us on this server where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the answer to the question, “How much do you make?” Trust us, it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of secrets to uncover. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until tax season rolls around and you still don’t know how much your in-game neighbor is pulling in.

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GameMechanicInRealLife – Minecraft SMP

#videogames, action, Adventure, Challenges, controls, Entertainment, FANTASY, GameMechanicInRealLife, gameplay, Gaming, Immersion, Mechanics, Minecraft, Obstacles, PHYSICS., Real Life, role playing, rules, simulation, smp, strange, virtual reality

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes! I know, crazy right? But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who can breakdance better than any player. And don’t even get me started on the talking trees that give out free diamonds every hour.

But the best part? We have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! So come join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BlockCraft2020: Trumped Up Ukraine

Accountability, aid, BlockCraft2020, Conflict Resolution, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign relations, global politics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Impeachment, international affairs, Politics, power dynamics, sanctions, transparency, Trump administration, Trumped, Ukraine, united states

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create to your heart’s content? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and leave the real world behind as you embark on epic adventures, battle fearsome mobs, and build jaw-dropping creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry uprising?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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DealOrOut Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Deal, DealOrOut, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Live, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Politics, power dynamics, PRESSURE, Server, summit, TENSE, threat, trump, Ukraine, Ultimatum, united states, Zelensky

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your fave Minecraft server, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up outta nowhere and starts threatening Zelensky in a tense live meeting! like, what even is happening, right?

but here’s the kicker – Trump is like, “make a deal or we’re out,” and you’re just there like, “wait, what deal? what are you even talking about, bro?” but Trump is all serious and stuff, like he’s about to blow up the whole server if Zelensky doesn’t make a deal with him.

so now you’re stuck in the middle of this crazy drama, just trying to build your epic castle and avoid getting caught in the crossfire between Trump and Zelensky. but hey, at least it’s never a dull moment on this server, amirite?

if you wanna join in on the madness and see what other insane shenanigans go down, then come on over to our Minecraft server! who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into next? just be prepared for anything, because things can get pretty wacky around here.

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WhiteHouseShowdown

Conflict, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, Government, heated argument, international relations, Leaders, Négotiation, News, Politics, power struggle, president, summit, Tensions, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vance, White House meeting, WhiteHouseShowdown, Zelensky

come join our minecraft server where trump, vance, and zelensky have heated arguments in the white house EVERY DAY! watch as they fight over who gets the last diamond block or who gets to ride the pig first. it’s a political showdown like you’ve never seen before! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even join in on the fun! who will come out on top in this epic battle of wits and blocks? only one way to find out! JOIN NOW!

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Sea Creature Shenanigans

art history, art supplies, artistic differences, artistic interpretations, Creature, Cultural differences, european art, European artists, european history, European sailors, european society, medieval art, medieval artists, medieval depictions, Medieval Europe, orcas, ridiculous art, sea, sea creatures, sea exploration, sea monsters, Shenanigans, unfamiliar animals

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride on orcas like medieval knights! imagine charging into battle on the back of a majestic sea creature, wielding your sword and conquering your enemies! our server is filled with crazy adventures and mythical creatures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where art supplies and sea voyages collide in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible? join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Pixel Gender Bender

Bender, biological sex, female, gender, gender diversity, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender identity development, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender spectrum, gender stereotypes, gender variance, intersex, LGBTQ, Male, non-binary, PIXEL, sex characteristics

So, like, this server is, like, totally rad cuz it’s, like, not your typical boring Minecraft server, ya know? We don’t follow the rules of society, man. Biological sex is, like, so last season. On this server, you can be whatever gender you want, even if it’s, like, a unicorn or a toaster.

And, like, the mobs on this server are, like, totally wild, man. We got creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. And the zombies? They do the Thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s a party 24/7 on this server, dude.

Plus, we have the most epic building contests where you can build a giant toilet or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join our server and let your freak flag fly. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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Near Vanilla

apply, Competitions, Cooperative, creations, Discord, Dynamap, Events, hard difficulty, International, mature and respectful, Pick, Requirements, Screenshots, season 7, shopping districts, smp, stress free, Suggestions, sword, Vanilla, Whitelist

Server Name Near Vanilla

Age 7 years old

Community Close-knit

Play Styles Welcome All

IP play.nearvanilla.com

Website nearvanilla.com

FAQ

Q: What kind of server is Near Vanilla?

A: Near Vanilla is a close-knit community server where players come together to build, collect, explore, and have fun in a cooperative environment. All play styles are welcome.

Q: How old do I have to be to join Near Vanilla?

A: Near Vanilla is for players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What are some rules on Near Vanilla?

A: Near Vanilla has a Zero Tolerance Policy for hacking, glitching, duping, griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, prejudice behavior, and toxic behavior. These actions will result in a permanent ban.

Q: Are there any server-specific plugins on Near Vanilla?

A: Near Vanilla has custom plugins like Deathlog, WanderfulAdditions, Kickafk, and other admin tools to enhance the player experience. Players can suggest non-vanilla additions that do not remove from the vanilla experience.

Q: How can I apply to join Near Vanilla?

A: You can apply through Discord by clicking the link provided on the server’s website. Applications are open to mature and respectful players who align with the server’s values.

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Nimi’s Dreamland 1.21.2

#youtube, 1.21.2, bluesky, ceres fauna, Dreamland, Faunwell, grasshoppers, Invincible Rainbow Arrow, It’s Not a Phase, Konbakuwa, long tail tags, love Fauna, member VODs, Miss Fauna, Miss Nimi, Naplings, Nimi Nightmare, nimis, Really miss Fauna, saplings, twitter

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like a total trip, man? It’s like stepping into a world where Miss Nimi and Fauna are ruling the land with their invincible rainbow arrows and bluesky vibes.

If you’re into that crazy music scene, then this server is the place to be. You can jam out to all the tunes from Nimi and Fauna while building your own epic creations in the game.

And if you’re feeling nostalgic for the good old days of Miss Nimi and Fauna, there are links to all their old content so you can relive the magic anytime you want.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the grasshoppers and their bait are no match for the power of Nimi and Fauna. Don’t miss out on this trippy adventure!

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Server Name	Near Vanilla
Age	7 years old
Community	Close-knit
Play Styles Welcome	All
IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	nearvanilla.com

FAQ

Q: What kind of server is Near Vanilla?

Q: How old do I have to be to join Near Vanilla?

Q: What are some rules on Near Vanilla?

Q: Are there any server-specific plugins on Near Vanilla?

Q: How can I apply to join Near Vanilla?