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Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crops Grown:	9454
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Animals Bred:	94	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Animals Bred:	54	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!