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PaperCutCraft

Accidents, Caution, Cuts, Dangerous, Injuries, office supplies, paper accidents, Paper cuts, paper cuts prevention, paper dangers, paper handling, paper hazards, paper injuries, paper products, paper risks, paper safety, PaperCutCraft, Scissors, sharp edges, sharp objects, workplace safety

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	6177	Magic Items Found:	4334
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

Ancient, animal, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, CrocoCraft, crocodilian, discovery, early crocodyloid, Edition, Eocene, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, Middle Eocene epoch, new species, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Reptile, scientific research, spain, species, vertebrate

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

DayZPro Minecraft Server

Adventure, Builders, Community, DayZPro, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Players, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, Sandbox, Server, Stalker, stalkers, Survival, Theme, welcome

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	4415
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

DayZPro. This server is on the stalker theme. We are actively recruiting builders, everyone is welcome!) We are always happy to see new stalkers!

DayZPro.aternos.me

Welcome to Civilization SMP, now with extra vanilla flavor (not actual vanilla, sorry)

Actual, Adventure, Civilization, Community, Contests, creativity, Discord, Events, EXCITEMENT, EXTRA, flavor, FRIENDSHIPS, gatherings, Join, Minecraft, Players, positive experience, PvP, Quests, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Civilization SMP Minecraft Server

Join our Discord server and complete the whitelist request form to gain access to the Civilization SMP!

All ages are welcome in our Vanilla Minecraft community, where both new and seasoned players are embraced.

We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a solo player looking for a new adventure or a group seeking a vibrant community, you’ll find a home here.

Rules:

1	No hacking
2	No X-ray
3	No Stealing
4	No racism
5	No homophobia
6	No ableism

For PvP, anything goes except for hacking or the use of X-ray. To join our server, simply hop on our Discord server and fill out the whitelist info form. Our dedicated staff will review your application promptly, and you’ll be exploring our world in no time!

But wait, there’s more! In addition to our exciting gameplay features, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. You’ll have the opportunity to forge friendships, showcase your creativity, and embark on epic quests together. Let’s keep the excitement alive – join our Discord community today!

Civilization Discord: https://discord.gg/HVgKNF68sR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Civilization SMP server?	You can join by completing the whitelist request form on our Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	No, all ages are welcome in our community.
What are the rules for the server?	We have strict rules against hacking, X-ray, stealing, racism, homophobia, and ableism.
Can I participate in PvP on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed as long as you do not hack or use X-ray.
Do you host any events or contests?	Yes, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings.

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Bonding, Connection, coping, emotional, friendship, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, Reminiscing, self-care, Server, SUICIDE, Support, Therapy, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a trip down memory lane? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual time machine, allowing you to revisit all those special places from your past. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where anything is possible, even hanging out with friends from the past. So come on, join us and make some new memories in our crazy virtual world!

MineAfterDark – Minecraft server

adult content, Adult Roleplaying, erotic roleplaying, erp, fantasy roleplay, Hefty Edition, mature content, MineAfterDark, Minecraft, online roleplaying, Roleplay adventure, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay fantasy, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay Plot, Roleplay Setting, Roleplay Story, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, Server, Thread

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadHefty Edition for a wild and raunchy adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of sexy villagers approach you, offering to trade their “special” goods in exchange for your precious resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with naughty mobs just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a reputation for being quite the seducer. Will you be able to resist its charm and defeat it, or will you succumb to its powers and become its loyal servant?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get spicy!

Kid2Adult Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, Development, enjoyment, experiences, growing up, hindsight, Kid2Adult, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Server, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Endless Night Skies:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Remember those boring family gatherings where you were forced to sit at the kids’ table and pretend to enjoy your gross food? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, you can relive those traumatic memories in the most epic way possible! Build your own kids’ table out of diamond blocks and force all the other players to sit there while you feast on the finest virtual cuisine.

But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?

And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!

SicklyDeliciousCraft

diarrhea, food allergies, food contamination, food intolerance, food poisoning, food poisoning causes, food poisoning prevention, food poisoning recovery, food poisoning remedies, food poisoning symptoms, food poisoning treatment, food sensitivities, foodborne illness, gastrointestinal distress, indigestion, Nausea, SicklyDeliciousCraft, stomachache, upset stomach, vomiting

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Farms Harvested:	823	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!

CraftyAssassins

#classified information, Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyAssassins, foreign threat, Government, intel, investigation, Iranian plot, law enforcement, national security, presidential security, Protection, secret service, SECURITY, security measures, security protocol, Shooting, Terrorism, threat, trump

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Secret Service is getting involved. they heard about this crazy plot from Iran to take out Trump, but don’t worry, it’s all good here. come join us and you’ll be safer than the President himself. plus, we have like, secret agents running around making sure everything is cool. who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense? come join us and be part of the action!

EggcellentAbortionsMC

abortion, bioethics, controversial topics, EggcellentAbortionsMC, eggs, Ethics, fertility, human anatomy, humans, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, Incubation, moral dilemmas, Procreation, Reproduction, reproductive biology, reproductive technology, science fiction, speculative biology, speculative evolution

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so, like, this server is like a magical land where chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs and pigs fly around with jetpacks. like, seriously, you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. and the best part? if you build a giant statue of a potato, you get unlimited diamonds for life. also, the chat is just a bunch of chickens clucking at each other. it’s like a party in a chicken coop, man. so come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.