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Mouth Microbe Mayhem

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	45

join this epic minecraft server where we have more than a dozen bacterial species living in our mouths for a 50% increased chance of developing head and neck squamous cell carcinoma! who needs diamonds when you can have cancer-causing bacteria as your loyal companions? come join the fun and see if you can survive longer than your dentist predicts!

Akoot & Co: Where the cows run the show and the creepers are just tryna fit in! 🐄💥

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Animals Bred:	39
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Dragon Eggs Found:	6788
Magic Items Found:	5168	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
New Chunks Explored:	736163	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5


Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community.

Features

Unlimited Homes
Discord Server	(Discord + Minecraft integration)
World Map	(dynmap)
Bedrock support	(Geyser)
No pesky land claims	(Honor system + rollbacks)
KeepInventory	(Optional per player!)
Timed Ranks / Custom Titles
Text Formatting	(+Gradients!)
Brewery	(nothing game-breaking, just a treat!)

Delight yourself with unlimited homes, a grief-free environment (thanks to our rollback system), and a seamlessly integrated Discord chat system. Explore our world map online and experience the game like never before. Best of all, this exceptional experience comes to you entirely free of charge! This is your once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become part of a community that values creativity, the power of friendship, object shows, and the joy of Minecraft! Join us now, and let’s embark on this unforgettable journey together!

No application required! Just launch the game and play!

IP: akoot.co

Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

Version: 1.21.1

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there land claiming?	No, we operate on an honor system with rollback support.
Can I have multiple homes?	Yes, you have unlimited homes on our server.
Do you support Bedrock edition?	Yes, we support Bedrock edition through Geyser.
Is there a limit to player inventory?	No, you can choose to have KeepInventory enabled.
How can I join your Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by visiting here.

Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Votes:	1643

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4427
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	2114	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	1885
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.