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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 3247 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 135 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.