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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 582 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 186 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 472 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Biden, who is so cucked that he can’t even mine a single block without getting distracted by his own reflection in the water. Will he ever find his way out of the endless loop of self-doubt and indecision? Join us to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more insane than a creeper on a sugar rush, come join us and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any psychological trauma caused by witnessing Biden’s cuckedness.)