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MaxiCraft Minecraft Server

ancient rome, bloodthirsty, Chaos, cuck, Dead, emperor, Emperor Maximus, Empire, Historical figures, Life, luxurious, maxicraft, Maximus, Minecraft, power, Republic, Republic of Rome, roman empire, Rome, Server, Son, Supreme power, Unbelievably

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Emeralds Found:	2721

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of ancient Rome…but with a twist! Join us and become the ultimate Emperor, ruling over your own empire with luxurious bloodthirsty power.

Imagine a world where you can plot against your enemies, build magnificent coliseums for epic battles, and even cuck your own son for ultimate power. Only on our server can you experience the true madness of being a Roman Emperor.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you are the one true Maximus, destined to bring chaos and glory to the Empire. Just remember, Rome should be a Republic again…but only after you’ve had your fill of power and conquest.

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

accident, anger, Boyfriend, car shopping, Communication, Commute, Conflict, Driving, Frustration, hounding, insurance, Minecraft, missed opportunity, oversleeping, relationship, Reliability, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, Server, SleepyCraft, Transportation, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2399
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you stranded like this boyfriend did? Look no further! Our server is always on time and never misses a beat. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will never leave you hanging like a missed car appointment. Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t even need to set an alarm to log on – we’ll make sure you never oversleep again! So come join us and leave the drama behind – unless it’s in-game drama, of course. See you there!

BlockBanned: No More Mom’s Basement!

adult behavior, adult son, banning, basement, BlockBanned, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, gaming addiction, gaming culture, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, moms, online behavior, online gaming, parental control, parenting, punishment, raising children, sexist behavior, teenage boy, verbal abuse, video games

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	3389	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where toxic behavior is not tolerated? Look no further! Our server is so wholesome, even Karen would approve.

Join us and leave behind the days of shouting obscenities at strangers online. Our community is all about spreading positivity and building each other up, literally in the world of Minecraft.

We don’t care if you’re a man, woman, or even a creeper – everyone is welcome here. And if you start spewing sexist nonsense, well, let’s just say your virtual house might mysteriously disappear overnight.

So come on over and join us for a fun and respectful gaming experience. And hey, if you need a break from the kitchen or bedroom, we’ve got plenty of adventures waiting for you in the virtual world. See you there!

GazaCeaseFire2021

American-backed proposal, Biden administration, cease-fire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, Gaza cease-fire, GazaCeaseFire2021, global support, Hamas, international diplomacy, Israel, joe biden, Middle East crisis, Middle East peace, ongoing conflict, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, U.S. president, united states

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a presidential debate! u.s. president joe biden himself couldn’t even seal a gaza cease-fire deal, but we promise our pvp battles are even more intense than that! with global support (well, maybe not from israel or hamas), you know this server is the real deal. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun, because on our server, anything can happen – just like in politics!

CrazyCatCraft

BIZARRE, Cats, Communication, CrazyCatCraft, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural norms, culture, Diversity, Felines, Global, internet, ONLINE, perspective, Pets, social media, society, Technology, Unique, virtual, world wide web

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

LOL come join this server cuz we have CATS EVERYWHERE, like seriously, they run the show here. We got cat kingdoms, cat castles, even cat cafes where you can sip on milk while petting a fluffy feline. It’s a purr-fect paradise for all you cat lovers out there. Plus, rumor has it that the cats are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the world one meow at a time. So if you want to be part of the ultimate cat conspiracy, hop on this server and join the fur-ocious fun!

CovidCraft Server: Best Clips

Australia, Best covid clips, Clips, covid, covid shot mandates, CovidCraft, crazier things, dead lying in the streets, GOOGLE, Hiding, inconsistencies, Insanity, interstate border closures, italy, Lies, Links, lockdowns, Masks, Never forget, personal anecdotes, SAVED, scrubbed, Server, Videos

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than the chaos of covid? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about those interstate border closures and dead bodies in the streets. Join us for a virtual escape from the madness of lockdowns, masks, and vaccine mandates.

We’ve got players sharing their best clips and videos of the insanity of covid, from toilet paper hoarding to Zoom meeting fails. Share your personal anecdotes of how people treated you during the pandemic – whether it’s your neighbor stealing your last roll of TP or your boss forgetting to unmute themselves on a conference call.

Don’t let Google hide all the crazy stuff that happened during covid – join our server and let’s laugh our way through the madness together! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft?

AnimeMania Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, AnimeMania, childhood memories, classic anime, comedy, defining anime, friendship, high school, iconic series, important show, japanese animation, Kawaii, Lucky Star, Medium, Minecraft, nostalgic, otaku culture, pop culture, Server, slice of life, wee babby

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that lack pizzazz and excitement? Look no further, because our server is like the Lucky Star of Minecraft servers – defining what it means to be awesome in every blocky way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than a magical girl anime. Build your own world and show off your creativity to fellow players who will be in awe of your skills. And who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie chickens – only on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server that will make you say, “Move over Lucky Star, there’s a new sheriff in town!”

Rent-A-Boyfriend: AITA Edition

6 weeks, Afford, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Edition, Europe, Europe rent, living arrangement, long distance, MONEY, occupying, Rent, RentABoyfriend, roommate, small room, Space, split rent

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8986	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the value of space? Look no further than our server, where we believe in fair rent distribution even in the virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your roommates from around the world. Will they be shocked when you ask for a fair share of the virtual rent? Will they try to compromise by offering you less virtual money because they’re still paying rent in their virtual European apartment? The drama unfolds on our server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate roommate simulator in Minecraft. Who knew virtual rent could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate virtual landlord or if you’ll be labeled as the virtual asshole for asking for your fair share of the virtual rent!

CraftyGoodVibes

Acts of kindness, Bright spots, CraftyGoodVibes, Encouraging developments, Global progress, Heartwarming initiatives, hidden gems, Hopeful trends, Humanitarian efforts, inspirational stories, Inspiring movements, Lesser-known achievements, Lesser-publicized positivity, Optimistic news, Positive Change, positive news, Small victories, Underreported good news, Unnoticed successes, Unrecognized advancements., Uplifting events

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	97

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poop out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen! Who knew saving the world could be this much fun?

CraftyCreeperJoe’s $50bn Aid Adventure

$50bn Aid Deal, 50bn, Adventure, aid, CraftyCreeperJoes, crisis response, Democracies Can Deliver, Democracy, Diplomacy, economic assistance, european union, FOREIGN AID, G7, global affairs, global politics, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, international relations, joe biden, president biden, security assistance, summit, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	2756
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	7217

LOL, if u wanna have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! Joe Biden himself said democracies can deliver, so come deliver some epic builds with us! G7 just approved a $50bn aid deal for Ukraine, but who needs that when u can join our server and build a diamond palace instead? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s looking for new friends to troll. So come on, what are u waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!