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ToothGrow Minecraft Server

clinical trial, Dental, dental care, dental innovation, dental procedure, dental research, dental science, dental technology, dental treatment, grow teeth, Japan, Medical research, Medicine, Minecraft, oral health, regenerative medicine, Server, tooth development, tooth growth, tooth regeneration, tooth replacement, tooth restoration, ToothGrow

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	598455	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	227	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

lol imagine a world where u can grow teeth like a shark just by playing minecraft! join our server and be part of the clinical trial in japan for this insane new medicine! become a toothy powerhouse and chomp through blocks like never before! who needs diamonds when u got teeth like these?! come join us and be a part of this groundbreaking experiment! grow teeth, grow power, grow…minecraft? just join already!

Heblocraft Air Strike!

aerial assault, Air, airstrikes, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, defense tactics, Heblocraft, hezbollah, Israeli Air Force, Israeli defense forces, Israeli military, jets, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military operation, military strategy, national security, preemptive strike, regional tensions, SECURITY, strike, Targets, Terrorism

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magic Items Found:	8190

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s den! We got one hundred Israeli air force jets flying around, blowing up thousands of Hezbollah targets like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and pigs and stuff. Join us and be part of the craziest battle you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. So what are ya waiting for? Come join the chaos and let’s have some fun!

Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Character, Commander, Evil, family, fictional character, film, galactic empire, Grand Moff Tarkin, Grandma Tarkin, grandmother, GrannyCraft, leader, lineage, Military, Movie, Saga, Sci Fi, space opera, Star Wars, Tarkin family, Tarkins, Villain

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

CraftyUnity Minecraft Server

Apparel, bold, clothing, CraftyUnity, Emblem, Fandom, fashion, Holostars, merchandise, Minecraft, pride, Purchase, seethe, Server, Statement, Style, Support, symbol, trendy, unichuds, Unique, Unity, Unity Merch

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of being a basic unichud in Minecraft? Do you want to make them seethe with jealousy? Then join our server and proudly wear the holostars emblem on your body! Not only will you look fabulous, but you’ll also gain special powers like the ability to summon rainbow unicorns to ride into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you could be the one to claim this amazing prize!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the lolz begin!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

bitchuds, BitchudsGoneWild, clarification, confirmation, confusion, Curiosity, disbelief, doubt, Explanation, inquiry, Minecraft, query, question.., response, skepticism, smp, True, uncertainty, validation, Verification, WTF

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

SisterSquad Minecraft Server

Assistance, child, custody, decision, Dilemma, Eviction, family, family services, Financial, home, Housing, Minecraft, moral, nephew, Options, RELATIVES, Rent, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister, SisterSquad, Support

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Votes:	1279	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6688	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for the most epic family feud of all time – Minecraft Edition!

Picture this: a sister, her husband, and their 3 kids are getting kicked out of their house by their own aunt. Why, you ask? Because they can’t pay rent on time! But wait, there’s more – another sister just lost custody of her child and now the Department of Family Services wants to place the child in her home. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for all the juicy family drama you could ever want. Will you choose to take in your nephew and kick out your sister and her family? Or will you let chaos reign and watch the drama unfold? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous family feud in Minecraft history. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and a whole lot of laughs!

CraftyKitchenCo

budgeting, children, compromise, CraftyKitchenCo, dietaryrestrictions, familyconflict, familydynamics, familymeals, foodpreferences, hungerstrikes, mealoptions, mealplanning, mealprep, mealrequests, mealtime, parenting, pickyeater, pickyson, siblingrivalry, weightlossconcerns, Whole30

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Farms Harvested:	257	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7371	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even picky eaters like Micah can find a home! Join us for a whole-30 meal extravaganza, where you can request any meal you desire and have it magically appear in front of you (in pixel form, of course).

But beware, if you don’t like what your fellow players have chosen for the week, you may find yourself on a mini “hunger strike” until your demands are met. Don’t worry, we have plenty of filling snacks to keep you going (as long as they fit within your dietary restrictions).

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the hunger strikes, and the outrageous meal requests. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft meals to feast on? Join now and let the picky eater in you run wild!

BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?