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Minecraft SMP: The Derpy Dudes

basedboys, big tits, Clout, conventionally attractive, Cosplaying, culture costume, derpy, Dudes, e-whore, ethots, Faggots, Failures, fake imperfections, hot egirls, Larping, loser boyfriends, loser girlfriend, losergirls, Minecraft, quirky, relatable, retard, retarded, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	271
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of fake losers and want to embrace your inner loser in all its glory! We welcome all genuinely retarded players who aren’t afraid to show off their true awkward and quirky selves. No egirls or ethots allowed, only real losers need apply. Embrace your inner loser and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being a loser is celebrated, not just a trend for clout. Don’t let the fake losers take over, join us and show the world what it truly means to be a loser in Minecraft!

MomNotInvited Minecraft Server

brother’s wedding, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, fiancee drama, in-law relationships, Minecraft, MomNotInvited, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s behavior, rude behavior, Server, sibling relationships, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitations, wedding planning, wedding stress

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Villages Defended:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your family gatherings? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between players who can’t stand each other, just like your mom and Christine.

Vent your frustrations in the chat while building your dream world, just like how your mom vents about Christine stealing her son. Will you defend your creations like Connor defends Christine, or will you stir up drama like your mom? The choice is yours on our server!

But beware, just like in real life, actions have consequences. Talk smack behind someone’s back and you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I object!” Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible.

StepmomSquadShowdown

anger, Apologize.., Bartender, CANCELLED, Caretaker, Communication, Disrespect, Elise, family, Father, Friends, Gathering, host, Interrogating, Kids, Report, sleepover, StepmomSquadShowdown, stepmother, strip club

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mines Excavated:	3538
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Are you tired of dealing with nosy stepmothers and bartenders who can’t keep a secret? Then come join our Minecraft server where everyone minds their own business! No more drama, just building and exploring in peace.

We promise not to spill your secrets to your family members, unless it’s about how awesome your Minecraft creations are! Plus, we have a strict no-interrogation policy – your personal life is your own business.

And don’t worry about canceling any sleepovers to watch kids, because on our server, the only kids you’ll have to worry about are baby zombies. So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience like no other!

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

AMBITION, AttractiveAF, attractiveness, Authenticity, Body language, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, eye contact, good listener, intelligence, Kindness, Minecraft, Passion, physical appearance, positive energy, SELF AWARENESS, sense of adventure, sense of humor, Smile, smp, Style

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Votes:	4460	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Farms Harvested:	896	Towns Built:	7
New Chunks Explored:	170217	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and instantly become more attractive because our server is powered by a secret potion that enhances your Minecraft skin to make you look like a pixelated supermodel! No more blocky faces, just pure pixel perfection. Plus, rumor has it that the more diamonds you mine, the more your real-life crush will start noticing you. So why wait? Join now and start turning heads both in-game and IRL!

MineFitCraft

#workout, Cardio, cycling, Exercise, FITNESS, group classes, gym, healthy living, HIIT, meditation, mind-body connection, MineFitCraft, outdoor activities, Running, sports, strength training, stretching, swimming, weightlifting, wellness, yoga

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Farms Harvested:	420
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old workouts at the gym? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and get ready to break a sweat in a whole new way. Forget lifting weights, on our server you’ll be mining diamonds and battling creepers to stay in shape.

Our server is the perfect place to get your daily dose of adrenaline and exercise at the same time. Want to work on your cardio? Sprint away from a horde of zombies. Need to improve your strength? Take on an Ender Dragon in hand-to-hand combat. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Olympics.” Test your skills in events like the Egg Toss, Feather Fencing, and Chicken Jousting. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of feathers (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So why waste your time at the gym when you could be having the time of your life on our Minecraft server? Join now and get ready to level up your fitness game in the most epic way possible!

HypnoDinoCraft

Albian Ohyamashimo Formation, articulated postcranial skeleton, Early Cretaceous epoch, HypnoDinoCraft, Hypnovenator matsubaraetoheorum, Japan, Palaeontologists, troodontid dinosaur

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dinosaurs like the hypnovenator matsubaraetoheorum! ride on the back of this crazy dino as you explore the prehistoric world and battle other players in epic dino fights! watch out for the troodontid dinosaurs, they are sneaky little guys who will try to steal your diamonds! but don’t worry, we have plenty of hidden treasures and secret dungeons for you to discover. join now and become the ultimate dino master on our server! 🦖💎🔥

Supernova SMP: Where even the creepers are starstruck! 1.20.4, 15+, greylist

1.20.4, build battles, Community, Competitions, CREEPERS, Discord, Environment, free, Greylist, grow, ideas, Items, Join, Land, MERGE, Minecraft, Parkour, Players, Server, Shops, smp, Spawn, starstruck, Structures, supernova

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8039
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Server Name	Supernova
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Version	1.20.4

Overview

Welcome to Supernova! We are a brand new Minecraft server inviting players to join our SMP environment. Join us to build, create, and compete in weekly challenges.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/36Sqyke2 to get started.

2. What activities can I do on the SMP server?

You can build structures, create shops at spawn, claim land, and participate in weekly competitions like build battles and parkour.

3. Is there a cost to join the server?

No, joining the Supernova server is completely free.

4. Are there any rules or guidelines for players on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server to ensure a friendly and fair gaming environment for all players.

5. How can I contribute my ideas to improve the server?

You can share your ideas and suggestions in the Discord server channels dedicated to feedback and suggestions. We welcome creative input from our community!

CraftyTomoko’s Server

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, CraftyTomokos, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat discrimination, fat shaming, fat stigma, fatphobia, mental health, obese, overweight, self esteem, self-acceptance, Server, societal standards, Tomoko, Unhealthy, weight gain

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join? Because Tomoko should be a fat fuck, that’s why! And on our server, we fully embrace the chaos and madness that comes with that statement.

Picture this: you log onto our server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of Tomoko, but instead of her usual skinny self, she’s a chunky, lovable blob. Why? Because why the heck not! Our server is all about breaking the rules and having a good time, so if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, this is the place to be.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Tomoko’s Big Feast” where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual cake in a limited amount of time. The winner gets a special prize, like a pet pig named Tomoko Jr. who follows them around and oinks encouragingly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embrace the madness. Tomoko may be a fat fuck, but she’s our fat fuck, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Minecraft SMP: /tohg/ The Owl House General #532 – The Hootin’ Housemates

Archive, Dana and VA’s QA, Dana’s Instagram, Dana’s Interview with Rebecca Rose, Dana’s Tumblr, Dana’s Twitter, Disney, general, Hootin, House, housemates, Hunter’s Palisman observations, Lilith’s letter, Luz’s diary, Mega, Minecraft, Nostalgic Edition, OWL, shorts, smp, Soundtrack Playlist, The Owl House, TheMysteryShack TOH Merch, TOH Merch Hot Topic, TOH Merch Hot Topic Amazon, tohg, VA Interview

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Votes:	9173
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Star Shards Collected:	275
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our members include Luz, Lilith, and Hunter, who will guide you on quests to defeat evil mobs and uncover hidden secrets. Plus, we have exclusive access to Disney+ so you can binge-watch The Owl House while mining for diamonds.

And don’t even get me started on the merch. We have official The Owl House merch from Hot Topic, Amazon, and even TheMysteryShack. You can dress your Minecraft character in the coolest gear inspired by your favorite show.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world!

EngageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward moment, communication mishap, EngageCraft, ENGAGEMENT, engagement party, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, Minecraft, online congratulations, Relationship Celebrations, relationship milestone, Server, social etiquette, social media announcement, social media etiquette, social media impact, SURPRISE PROPOSAL, unexpected reveal

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	7390	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s full of surprises and awkward moments? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally ruining a surprise proposal, just like in this hilarious story.

Imagine logging in and witnessing a virtual engagement announcement, only to find out that it was supposed to be a secret in the game. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget to mine for diamonds!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of this awkward family BBQ. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of social media mishaps and uncomfortable family gatherings, join our Minecraft server today! Just be prepared for some serious side-eye from the other players who may or may not have accidentally spilled the beans. It’s all in good fun, right?