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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 2319 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (and unlimited chicken nuggets).
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the pigmen have formed their own boy band and are always looking for new groupies. Just be careful not to get caught in their mosh pit!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly ridiculous and hilarious adventure. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter? Just remember, tickle tickle, lol!