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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 2873 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 46 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!