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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6990 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
