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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8980 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 334 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the founder of our server is actually a retired Minecraft developer who once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that rained down golden carrots on all the players. True story!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the last surviving colony of zombie villagers who have learned how to breakdance like pros. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!