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Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

console ecosystem, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming habits, gaming industry, gaming market, gaming platforms, gaming preferences, gaming trends, Minecraft, PC Gaming, PC releases, pixels, PlayStation, ps, PS libraries, PS to PC converts, PS5, Server, Sony, Tied, video games, Xbox

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	295	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

Tubal Tied Craft

abortion rights, constitutional rights, Craft, Family Planning, Healthcare, reproductive freedom, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, sterilisation, Tied, Tubal, tubal sterilisation, US Supreme Court, women’s autonomy, women’s choice, Women’s Health, women’s healthcare access, women’s reproductive autonomy, women’s reproductive choices, women’s reproductive health, women’s reproductive options, women’s reproductive rights, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mines Excavated:	1038	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join our server and you’ll be able to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging virtual creepers and zombies. But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can opt for virtual sterilization! That’s right, forget about real-life decisions, just come on our server and get those virtual tubes tied! It’s the latest craze in Minecraft world!

And let me tell you, ever since the US abortion rights got all messed up, more and more players are opting for virtual sterilization. It’s like the new trend, baby! So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!

SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Votes:	292	Gods Slained:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Farms Harvested:	868
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gods Slained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	927	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Votes:	435	Dimension Hops:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Emeralds Found:	8206	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Farms Harvested:	711
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mines Excavated:	3968	Living Statues Befriended:	3

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ores Mined:	7111	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!