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DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	841	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	195	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	599	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ores Mined:	5009	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

anticipation, delayed gratification, delayed reward, eager, eventual success, EXCITEMENT, fulfillment, Good, hopeful, long wait, looking forward, Minecraft, optimism, patience, perseverance, persistence, positive thinking, satisfaction, smp, time will tell, waiting for the good, when does it get good, worth the wait

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	83	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

BraBrawlServer

Bra, BraBrawlServer, compression bra, costumes, damaged home, Demand, expensive, family, Homeless, Hurricane Helene, living space, makeup, payback, play practice, rules, single mom, sister, thea, Theater, twelfth night, Viola

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

Admiration, AdmireCraft, Authenticity, characteristics, Characters, compassion, courage, determination, Empathy, Generosity, humility, inspiration, Integrity, Kindness, perseverance, Qualities, Respect, role models, smp, Strengths, talent, virtues, wisdom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
New Chunks Explored:	526143	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ores Mined:	2123	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

MineCraftFitTips

Body transformation, dieting, Exercise, fat loss tips, FITNESS, health tips, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, life advice, lifestyle changes, long-term success, lose fat, meal planning, MineCraftFitTips, motivation, physical activity, portion control, self-discipline, weight loss, weight management, wellness

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ores Mined:	8493
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.