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DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dimension Hops:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, blocktopia, CLANDESTINE, Classified, Code, Confidential, Covert, covert message, Cryptic, encrypted, Enigma, hidden message, love, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, No. 83986392, Private, puzzle, secret, Server, undisclosed

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Runes Activated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode a unicorn into battle against a giant chicken boss, all while wearing a suit made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a city built entirely out of blocks where players can trade with villagers, compete in epic parkour challenges, and even ride a rollercoaster made out of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).

So if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server out there, then come join us! We promise you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away. But for everyone else, we can’t wait to see you in our wacky world of wonder! <3

KoreanCraft SMP: Privacy Pro

Arca Live, arkenfox, Cwtch.im messenger, debian, fms, Frost-Next, GNUnet, GPG4Win, hexchat, hyphanet, i2p, irc, Kicksecure OS, Korean, Korean Privacy Forums, KoreanCraft, KVM, LinuxMint, Mullvad Browser, Namu Wiki, OMEMO, PGP, privacy, privacy guides, PRO, Qubes OS, smp, Tails OS, Telegram, Tor, Tor Bridges, Veracrypt, virtualbox, VPN Gate, Whonix, windows, XMPP, zcash, 가상 사설망, 모네로, 야한 동영상, 익명 네트워크, 인터넷 프라이버시, 좋은 은폐 방법

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mines Excavated:	4641
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual private network for your gaming experience! Join us if you want to protect your privacy while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We have so many crazy features like the Mullvad Browser, Tor (the anonymous network), Tails OS (for all your sneaky needs), and even I2P (because why not?). Our server is like a secret hideout for all your gaming escapades.

But wait, there’s more! We have Whonix, VeraCrypt, and even Monero and Zcash for all your cryptocurrency needs. And if you’re into some spicy content, we’ve got you covered with our guide on how to hide those “special” videos.

Join us and choose from our insane setup options like Windows + Virtualbox + Whonix or Debian + KVM + Whonix. It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but for Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of internet privacy and gaming on our server. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (thanks to our top-notch privacy features).

PhoneSnoopersRUs

Breakup, Cheating, communication breakdown, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, ex girlfriend, feeling betrayed, feeling hurt, gut feeling, hookup, personal boundaries, PhoneSnoopersRUs, privacy invasion, privacy violation, relationship, relationship boundaries, relationship closure, self-doubt, snooping, text messages, trust issues

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Our server is so exhilarating, it’s like snooping through your ex’s phone to uncover a scandalous secret! But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your curiosity – in fact, we encourage it! Who knows what kind of juicy drama you’ll uncover while playing on our server?

And just like the ex-girlfriend in this story, we promise not to cheat on you with some random guy we met before the breakup. Our loyalty to our players is unwavering, even in the face of temptation!

So come join us on our server for a gaming experience that’s as thrilling and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

NostalgiaCraft

aroma, Childhood, Cologne, emotional, evocative, Familiar, flashback, floral, Fragrance, Memories, Musk, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, olfactory, perfume, Reminiscing, scent, Sensory, SWEET, time travel, woodsy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3352
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Magic Items Found:	7075	Astral Projections Made:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430

Do you remember the smell of freshly baked bread that your grandma used to make? Or the smell of your favorite childhood toy that you used to play with for hours on end? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special plugin that allows you to experience all those nostalgic scents in virtual reality! That’s right, just log on and you’ll be transported back to a time when life was simpler and the only worry you had was trying to beat your high score in Pac-Man.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their horns. You won’t find these majestic creatures anywhere else, so if you want to ride a rainbow-farting unicorn into battle, then this is the server for you.

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Picture this: you, surrounded by glow-in-the-dark creepers and dancing to the latest Minecraft remixes. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knew that a simple question about smells could lead you to the adventure of a lifetime?

NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server

Ban, children, Classroom, digital devices, distraction, education, Experiment, France, implementation, learning, Minecraft, mobile phones, NoPhoneZone, policy, restrictions, School, Server, smartphone use, student behavior, Technology, trial, under 15, young students

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

KyivDroneDownerCraft

aerial surveillance, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense tactics, defense technology, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, kyiv, KyivDroneDownerCraft, military defense, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Russian attack, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	7256
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

LOLZ! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got DRONES, man! Like, not just any drones, but like 15 of dem bad boys! We downed dem in a epic battle against Russia in Kyiv, like straight up action movie style! Join us and be part of da most intense Minecraft server ever, where we fight off drones and build epic bases to protect ourselves! It’s gonna be LIT, fam! Join now and be a part of dis insane adventure!

HeartbeatHackerCraft

animal testing, biocompatible materials, bioengineering, biomedical technology, cardiac research, cardiac rhythm, cardiovascular technology, chicken embryos, dissolvable pacemaker, heart health, heart rate control, heart’s electrical signals, heartbeat regulation, HeartbeatHackerCraft, injectable pacemaker, medical innovation, nanoparticle gel, regenerative medicine, temporary pacemaker, tissue engineering, zebrafish embryos

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	910
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the injectable pacemaker regulates your heartbeat in game for 5 days before disappearing like magic! just like this nanoparticle gel tested on zebrafish and chicken embryos, your heart will be pumping with excitement as you explore our crazy world. who needs a real pacemaker when you can have a virtual one that disappears after 5 days? join now for the most heart-pounding adventure of your life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, forum communities, forum discussions, forum nostalgia, game discussions, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming discussions, gaming forums, Gaming Genres, gaming nostalgia, gaming series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online communities, online gaming, Server, specific game genres, specific game series, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Enchantments Applied:	293
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot fireballs out of their horns. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

7-hydroxymitragynine, addiction, Cheaper, fentanyl, HIGH, Kratom, Kratom Extract, Legal, Minecraft, Mitragynine, nod, Oasis, opiate, opiates, Oxy, PILLS, Quitting, Regulation, restriction, Smoke Shop, smp, stores, STRONG, withdrawals

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

SisOuttaHereCraft

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, difficult decision, emotional strain, Eviction, family, financial crisis, living situation, overwhelmed, personal space, Pregnancy, Pregnant, RESPONSIBILITY, SisOuttaHereCraft, sister, sisterly love., stress, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!