TideSMP Server Information
Join TideSMP for the best Minecraft fun!
- Survival, Lifesteal, Skyblock, and more!
- Come hang out and play at TideSMP!
See you there!
play.tidesmp.net:26009
TideSMP Server Information
Join TideSMP for the best Minecraft fun!
See you there!
play.tidesmp.net:26009
TideSMP is a dynamic Minecraft server offering a unique survival multiplayer experience. With a vibrant community, custom plugins, and exciting events, players can explore, build, and collaborate. TideSMP fosters creativity and camaraderie, making it the perfect place for both seasoned players and newcomers. Join the adventure today!
play.tidesmp.net:30008
u wanna know why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to grief our epic castle, but our admin turned into a dragon and roasted them like a marshmallow. true story, bro.
plus, we got mini-games that are more addictive than eating cake in a cave full of creepers. and our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a pig. so come join us, or else u’ll be missing out on all the fun like a zombie missing its brain.
A quality server that tries to stick to the vanilla course and not deviate into unnecessary plugins.
Cheating, griefing, stealing items and inadequacy are prohibited on the server, friendly players are welcome :3
You can leave a complaint about the offender in our Discord.
There is an anti-cheat on the server!
To get on the server, you need to be on the whitelist – this is done for safety and to filter out griefers and twinks. To get on it, just join our Discord server and specify your nickname!
urban.sytes.net:19132
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that defeating Blocky Bob will earn you a rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild and hilarious journey filled with tech mishaps, quirky characters, and endless adventures. Just remember to leave your phone at the door – you won’t be needing it here!
Just like how this player’s mom tried to sneakily sell their art prints behind their back, you’ll find plenty of sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds or sabotage your builds. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?
And if you ever feel like you’re being emotionally manipulated by another player, just remember that it’s all part of the game! Who needs therapy when you can just block someone in-game instead?
So come join us on our server, where family drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night with a horde of zombies on your tail. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a manipulative mom!
once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became a legend. they built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. but get this, the llama statue actually came to life and started roaming around the server, spreading joy and happiness to all who crossed its path.
and that’s not even the craziest part. there’s a secret hidden dungeon on the server where players can battle zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. yeah, u heard me right. giant. chickens. and if u defeat them, u get a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s, like, totally epic.
so, if u want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then u gotta join us. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have, like, unlimited cake. so, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!
build ur own bunker, fly a fighter jet, or even launch a missile at ur enemies. the possibilities are endless in this crazy server where anything can happen.
so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane war zone in minecraft history. trust us, u won’t regret it.