| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9401 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 231 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
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| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4229 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 333 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle against an army of creepers. And guess what? The chicken won. True story.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now and get ready to be complimented in the most bizarre ways possible. Who knows, you might even become the next pickaxe wizard!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1461 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2419 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Emeralds Found: | 811 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1263 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village populated entirely by talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join us and witness the bacon revolution firsthand!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you hugs. So come on over and experience the wacky wonders of our Minecraft world – you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6166 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 99641 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2991 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 27 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 952785 |
Mumbo Jumbo is a British YouTuber and Minecraft content creator known for his redstone engineering skills and entertaining commentary. Starting his channel in 2012, he has gained a massive following with millions of subscribers tuning in to watch his tutorials, Let’s Play videos, and Hermitcraft series. Mumbo Jumbo is also a successful Twitch streamer and has collaborated with other popular Minecraft YouTubers.
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3732 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 134 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Clyme Games Network- COMING SOON! Experience skyblock redone with custom models, textures, mechanics and much more. Compatible with any version of minecraft 1.18.x-1.21.x For any questions please join the discord.
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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7883 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6791 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 172 |
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
| Platform | Fabric 1.21 |
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| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 10GB (32 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features, which can be seen here.
Notable Mods/Tweaks Included:
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2302 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ve ever seen. From giant creepers that explode with glitter to zombie pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never run out of epic loot to collect.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a party in the sky, and you’re invited!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the legendary Hokage. Believe it!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2186 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1436 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Are you tired of being surrounded by people in real life? Come join our SMP where you can be alone in your own virtual world. Build your dream base without any pesky neighbors trying to steal your diamonds.
But beware, the mobs in our world are no joke. Rumor has it that the creeper king rules over a kingdom of explosive minions, ready to blow up anything in their path. Will you be able to survive the madness and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?
So grab your pickaxe, stock up on bang energy drinks, and get ready for a wild ride in our crazy Minecraft world. Join us if you dare, but be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5399 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 773 |
Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets about your fellow players that will make your jaw drop. From secret underground bases to hidden alliances, this server is a hotbed of intrigue and betrayal.
But that’s not all! We also have epic battles between factions that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who brings chaos to the server? The choice is yours!
So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6785 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while showering you with golden carrots. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is the only place where you can find a secret portal to the mystical land of Llamalandia, where llamas rule the land and have built a thriving civilization complete with llama skyscrapers and llama-powered flying machines.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!
