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Dream About My Dead Dog Minecraft SMP

animal, canine, Companionship, Connection, Dead, dead dog, dog, dream, emotional, front right leg, für, Grief, Hug, Loss, love, Memory, Minecraft, pet, real, Share, smp, surreal, ticklish, Value

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to hug and pet your favorite virtual pets in your dreams! Our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can feel the fur on your fingers as you tickle them under their front right leg. Who needs reality when you can have this kind of dream experience on our server? Don’t miss out on this surreal opportunity to connect with your virtual pets in ways you never thought possible. Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!

Zombie Family Fun Land

Beginning, children, counterpart, death, Disney, emotions, family, Fun, funny, Grief, Land, Loss, Memories, Movie, psycho killer, sadder, Sadness, shark, stereotype, Tragedy, Watching, Wife, zombie

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5918
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Buildings Constructed:	46	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling sharks that are actually Disney villains in disguise. Watch out for the psycho killer stereotype lurking around every corner, ready to make your Minecraft experience more intense than ever before.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of lols and hilarious moments to keep you entertained. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyCreeperz: Where even the zombies are smarter than the average American!

55% white, 97, 97.43, American, Average, average IQ, avg IQ, country rankings, CraftyCreeperz, ethnically homogenous, European countries, low IQ groups, norway, Score, Smarter, Usa, world population review, zombies

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	220
New Chunks Explored:	937663	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your big brain IQ? Look no further, because on our server, the average IQ is a whopping 150! That’s right, we only accept players who can solve complex mathematical equations while building epic structures in-game.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest and most intelligent mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie scientists to creeper geniuses, you’ll never know what kind of brainy challenge awaits you around every corner.

Join now and prove that you’re not just a blocky builder, but a mastermind of Minecraft madness!

Blocky Bros Adventure Land: Where Spy x Family meets Minecraft Madness!

Adventure, aspirations, blocky, bros, cool dog, decent neighborhood, family, fantasy fulfillment, future dreams, goals, homogeneous society, hot wife, ideal lifestyle, Kids, Land, madness, male fantasy, meets, Minecraft, nice car, nice clothes, nice house, Patriotic, perfect life, societal expectations, Spy, spy x family, well paying job, Wishful thinking

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	7715
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of the boring real world where you have to work for a living and deal with responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and live out the ultimate male fantasy life!

Picture this: you have a hot loving wife who always has dinner ready for you, adorable kids who never fight or make a mess, a job that pays you in diamonds, a cool dog that can do tricks, a wardrobe full of designer armor, a fancy car that never runs out of fuel, and a mansion in a neighborhood where everyone is just like you – patriotic and homogeneous!

Forget about the real world and come live the dream on our server. Who needs reality when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Creepin’ Crafters Club: LOL Edition

club, Crafters, CREEPIN, Edition, lol, long trail, Sheriff, shitheads, Shoots, surefire, tags, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Emeralds Found:	5748	Void Armor Forged:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ores Mined:	7121	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of those pesky griefers and trolls ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the one and only surefire sheriff who shoots shitheads! That’s right, this sheriff ain’t messin’ around. He’ll round up those troublemakers and give ’em a good ol’ fashioned banishment to the Nether!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a gang of outlaw chickens who have taken over the town square. Can you wrangle up these feathery bandits and restore peace to the land? Only the bravest of players dare to take on this clucky challenge.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish after all that adventurin’, be sure to stop by our saloon for a refreshing pint of milk or a slice of pumpkin pie. Our bartender, Old Joe, makes the meanest potions this side of the End Portal.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest Minecraft server in the land. Just watch out for those dynamite-wielding creepers! Yeehaw!

Crafting Chaos: Israel Edition

aggression, Chaos, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crafting, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, Edition, fear, intimidation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peace, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, self defense, threat, violence, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Items Found:	6694	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you definitely don’t want to mess with Israel. I mean, have you seen his eyes? That dude is a straight-up killer in the game. Join our server if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where you can witness epic battles and crazy shenanigans all led by the one and only Israel. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you cross paths with Israel, that is.

YeehawCraft: Where American women yell at Minecraft mobs for fun! 🤠🌟

activism, American, american woman, empowerment, equality, feminism, feminism movement, freedom, Fun, gender equality, Minecraft, mobs, my choice, protest, response, social justice, Stars, strength, VOICE, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS, YeehawCraft, Yell, Yelling

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Are you tired of getting yelled at by American women for your choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any judgment! Join us and let your wildest decisions run free in a world where American women can’t tell you what to do! It’s a virtual paradise for all your wacky antics and chaotic shenanigans. So come on and join us for a hilarious time like no other!

Creepin’ Crafters: The Server Where You’ll Ask ‘Was it good?’

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building your very own diamond palace guarded by an army of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can dance the night away with their pixelated pals while dodging fireballs and dodging exploding sheep. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCommies: Where even the creepers are woke enough to fight the capitalist pigs!

anti-Semitic, Bigotry, capitalist, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCommies, CREEPERS, discrimination, DIVISIVE, extremism, Fight, hate, intolerance, Iraq War, Jews, Leftists, Manipulation, Misinformation, Pigs, POL, Political, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Stereotypes, Videos, Woke

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7722	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of dealing with leftists spreading crazy conspiracy theories? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only conspiracy theories involve creepers secretly plotting against Steve! No more worrying about anti-Semitic rants, just pure blocky fun and adventures. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a secret member of the server, ready to lead you on a quest to uncover the truth behind all the pixelated chaos. So why wait? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

NukeTown Academy: Where Explosions and Diplomas Collide!

Academy, aftermath, Analysis, anticipation, collide, confusion, Diplomas, Disappointment, Events, explosions, Fallout, false, graduations, Mystery, Niji antis, Nuke, Nuketown, predictions, questions, reactions, Rumors, speculation, stock collapsing, uncertainty

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Towns Built:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos and madness goes down! Join us if you want to witness massive nukes dropping from the sky, attend hilarious graduations where players receive their diplomas in pixelated form, and watch as the stock market in-game collapses faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. And don’t even get us started on the Niji antis – those guys are always up to no good, but they sure do make things interesting around here. So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will)!

Blocky Butts & Pixels: The Quest for the Ultimate UI in Minecraft

Aesthetics, blocky, Butts, controls, Feedback, FUNCTIONALITY, game design, game development, Game Mechanics, gaming experience, interactive design, interface design, Minecraft, navigation, pixels, player interaction, player-engagement, Quest, screen layout, ui design, Ultimate, usability, user experience, user interface, video games, visual appeal

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic UI designs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic UI you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, it’ll make your eyes pop out of your head and your fingers do the floss dance uncontrollably.

Join our server and experience UI greatness like never before. Our UI is so good, it’s rumored that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of its sleek design. Players who join our server have reported increased levels of happiness, improved hand-eye coordination, and a sudden urge to yell “I love buttons!” at random intervals.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of the UI revolution. Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our user interface. Trust us, you won’t regret it.