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BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP

Bots, BurningTicketmaster, control the market, decentralized, fight back, Future, greedy bastards, hidden fees, insane markups, JOKE, kidney, lining pockets, Minecraft, overpriced beer, real fans, resellers, ridiculous prices, Ripped off, scam, smp, take back control, ticketmaster, treated like shit

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of getting ripped off by greedy corporations like Ticketmaster? Sick of paying outrageous prices for concert tickets just to end up in the nosebleed section? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight back against the tyranny of Ticketmaster!

Imagine a world where you can actually afford to see your favorite bands live without selling a kidney or taking out a second mortgage. Our server is a safe haven for fans who are sick of being screwed over by ticket resellers and hidden fees.

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil bots who try to snatch up all the tickets before you can even blink. Join us in the fight to take back control of the concert ticket market and stick it to Ticketmaster once and for all. F*ck Ticketmaster, join our crazy SMP and let’s show them who’s boss!

SwiftieSquad Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Choice, clubbing, Concert, decision, Disappointment, eras tour, Friend, gift, Girlfriend, hangover, Happy, inconsiderate, Minecraft, overreacting, roommates, Server, sick, swiftie, SwiftieSquad, Taylor Swift, ticketmaster, TICKETS, work emergency

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	190
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Potions Brewed:	137
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story.

Reasons to join: 1. We have surprise events just like the surprise song section at the concert. You never know what’s coming next! 2. We value appreciation and enthusiasm, just like giving the ticket to a die-hard Swiftie. 3. Experience the thrill of making tough decisions, like choosing between a concert and a sick girlfriend.

Join now and see if you can handle the drama and excitement of our Minecraft server! Who needs a concert when you have us?

ViagraCraft – Keeping Secrets Since 2019

aita, anxiety, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Guilt, Hiding, Honesty, Keeping, libido, lying.., medication, online service, partner, Performance, relationship, Secrets, sex life, Support, Trauma, Trust, Understanding, viagra, ViagraCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Buildings Constructed:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of your sex life being as dead as a creeper explosion? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic of Viagra bring your performance back to life! Just like how you can craft diamonds from coal, you can craft a steamy night with your partner using our secret potion of potency!

One player, let’s call him Steve, was struggling with anxiety and performance issues after a tragic event. But after discovering our server and the wonders of Viagra, his sex life skyrocketed to new heights! His partner, let’s call her Alex, was left wondering what changed, and Steve just shrugged and said he was feeling better. Little did she know, he was popping those little blue pills like they were candy!

So come join our server and experience the thrill of not only building epic structures, but also building a stronger connection with your partner. And hey, if you want to keep your Viagra use a secret, we won’t judge! Just make sure to watch out for any suspiciously strong potions in your inventory…

SillySerious SMP

Child Abuse Prevention, climate change, disregarded, domestic violence awareness, Education reform, environmental conservation, gender equality, healthcare access, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health awareness, mental illness stigma, Overlooked, political corruption, poverty alleviation, racial inequality, SillySerious, smp, social justice, Societal Problems, underestimated, underestimated issues, undervalued

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding our precious diamond stash. The only way to access it is by performing a synchronized dance with a group of chickens while reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Trust us, it’s worth it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary giant chicken boss that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the chicken boss will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the possibilities!

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the llamas are fancy, the chickens are fierce, and the adventures are absolutely ridiculous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoMoreNaturalFunctions

10. Unpleasant bodily sensations, 11. Bodily inconveniences, 12. Disruptive bodily functions, 13. Unwanted physical reactions, 14. Inconvenient bodily processes, 15. Uncomfortable bodily functions, 16. Undesirable bodily functions, 17. Unwelcome bodily reactions, 18. Unpleasant physical reactions, 19. Unwanted physiological responses, 2. Natural bodily processes, 20. Annoying physical sensations., 3. Annoying body habits, 4. Unwanted bodily functions, 5. Physical discomfort, 6. Involuntary actions, 7. Embarrassing bodily reactions, 8. Irritating body functions, 9. Uncontrollable bodily responses, body functions, NoMoreNaturalFunctions

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without your body deciding it’s time for a bathroom break. Picture yourself building epic structures without the distraction of hunger pangs or the need to sleep. On our server, your body is under your control – finally, a place where you can truly be the master of your own destiny (and bodily functions).

So come join us and experience the freedom of a body that obeys your every command. Who needs bodily autonomy when you have a Minecraft server this awesome?

KurskCraft: BufferZoneBuilder

border control, buffer zone, BufferZoneBuilder, Conflict, cross-border incursions, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military Action, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political strategy, russia, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, Ukrainian president

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	9040	Void Armor Forged:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we create buffer zones in Russia’s Kursk region like the Ukrainian president! build your own fortress to protect against invading creepers and zombies! we promise not to start any international conflicts, just lots of fun and chaos! plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! join now and be a part of the most insane adventure in minecraft history!

CraftyCooksMC

Assistance, burden sharing, collaboration, cooperation, CraftyCooksMC, efficiency, group work, Harmony, light work, Many hands, productivity, ProVerb, proverb interpretation, Saying, spoil the broth, team dynamics, team effort, teamwork, too many cooks, Unity, work together

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	951	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	8297
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ da macarena! if u join dis server, u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds like a boss!

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and rare loot. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombie hordes to get to it, but it’s totally worth it, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts marshmallows for s’mores? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of our crazy minecraft family. remember, many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the broth. so let’s all work together and make dis server da best one out there!

☀️ Sunburned SMP: Survival of the Fishiest! 🐟💥🎣 No Weekly Challenges, Just BBQ Skills & Events! Optional PvP, No SPF Needed! 🌞

Arena, Auctions, bbq, bedrock, Challenges, Custom Gear, Economy, Events, Fishiest, Fishing, Free Ranks, Grief Prevention, java, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, Minecraft, Needed, Optional, Perks, PvP, Quests, Shops, Skills, smp, SPF, Sunburned, Survival, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	930
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Server Overview

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	Shaded Discord
TikTok	Shaded TikTok

Features of Shaded Minecraft Server

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

Connect with Shaded

Discord: Shaded Discord
Twitter: Shaded Twitter
Vote: Vote

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the Shaded Minecraft server?	You can join by copying and pasting the server IP “play.shaded.gg” into your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, Shaded offers custom features such as Fishing Log, Lobster Pots, PvP Arena, and more!
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded, so you can choose to participate based on your playstyle preferences.
Can I protect my builds on the server?	Yes, Shaded provides a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to keep your creations safe and secure.
How can I earn free ranks and perks on Shaded?	You can earn free ranks, kits, and perks by voting for the server and participating in events and challenges.

KoreanCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Asian American, consequences, controversy, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, dog whistle, ethnicity, Identity, inclusion, Korean, KoreanCraft, microaggressions, Minecraft, offensive language, racial profiling, racism, repercussions.., Server, social justice, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	171
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question if the owner is secretly Korean! But don’t worry, we’re not here to start any international incidents, we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic creations together. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few questionable decisions. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret behind the mysterious Korean connection. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see where the madness takes you!

SMPixelated – Minecraft SMP: Endwalker Edition

Balmung, Coeurl, Community, crystal, Edition, Empyreum, endwalker, Events, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, Linkshells, Malboro, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monty Python’s Life of Brian, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, Resources, smp, SMPixelated, The Goblet, Wolves’ Den Pier

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding sheep, and a new boss mob called the Ender-Chicken. Join now to experience the madness!

Looking for resources? We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots. And don’t forget to join one of our Free Companies, where we offer free llama rides every Tuesday.

But wait, there’s more! Our Moonfire Faire event is happening soon, where you can participate in a watermelon eating contest and a synchronized sheep shearing competition. And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups, like the Monthly Male Meatup where we only allow players with mustaches.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Just be careful of the killer bunnies lurking in the shadows…

SisBFgetOutVacayHome

Conflict Resolution, deadweight, dirty dishes, drawings on walls, family acceptance, Lake Michigan, love, melodic, Messy, messy house, nonchalance, pig sty, rotting food, SisBFgetOutVacayHome, sister’s boyfriend, slob, split custody, sticky floor, SWEET, vacation home, working long hours, young kids

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	871	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where the only mess you’ll find is the one you create with your blocky creations! Join us for a fun and relaxing time, away from the chaos of real life.

Unlike some vacation homes on Lake Michigan, our server is always clean and tidy. No sticky floors or crayon drawings on the walls here! And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for enjoying a beer while you play. In fact, we encourage it! Just make sure to clean up after yourself, unlike a certain someone we know…

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players. And remember, no matter how messy things get, we’ll never kick you out like a certain someone’s sister-in-law did!

LieCraft SMP: BelievedLies

#revelation, BELIEF, BelievedLies, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, Disappointment, disillusionment, false belief, false reality, falsehood, LieCraft, Misconception, Myth, realization, smp, Trust, untruth

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shatter all your misconceptions! Join us and discover a land where chickens ride on the backs of creepers and zombies breakdance for emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off. Rumor has it that the Blocktopus can teach you how to ride a llama like a pro and turn dirt blocks into chocolate cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown by the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the age-old question: why do cows moo at the moon?