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1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Pass2Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	292

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, most legendary, most mind-blowing server in the entire universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will teach you their ancient martial arts skills. So what are you waiting for? Buy a pass and join the fun, goyim!

SMPFootballSavior – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	8498	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old college football games with the same old teams and plays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most epic football matches you’ve ever seen, all played out in blocky, pixelated glory.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground league where players ride pigs instead of running, and the goalposts are made of enchanted diamond blocks. Rumor has it that if you win the championship, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be a part of the craziest football league in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of teamwork…or just have a lot of laughs along the way!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ores Mined:	6053
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	420654

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Wembley2025 Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more unpredictable than Tony’s booking decisions? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even MJF and Ospreay couldn’t handle it. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more twists and turns than a Tony Khan storyline. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Nijisanji AXed: Minecraft Mayhem

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Crops Grown:	7717
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	6001
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground Nijisanji concert venue where virtual idols perform every night! But oh no, AX is threatening to cancel the concerts because the tickets aren’t selling fast enough. Join our server and help save the day by mining for diamonds to trade for concert tickets! Who knew virtual concerts could be so dramatic? Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around!

Crafty Choku Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Our server is filled with unconventional and quirky relationships, just like in this hilarious comedy by Nico Tanigawa. Imagine a world where girls poop in the men’s restroom and get nosebleeds all the time – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

In our server, you’ll meet characters like Mizuhashi Nao, a shy and friendless gamer who spends his breaks in the toilet. But watch out, because you might just run into an upperclassman like Serika, who will turn your world upside down with her crazy antics. Who knew a simple date invitation could lead to such madness?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, look no further! Join us now for a rain of shifting feelings and unforgettable moments. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

DumpsterFire Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mischief and mayhem. You never know what crazy antics they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as singing “Baby Shark” in your best opera voice.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that contains a stack of emerald blocks and a pet dragon named Fluffy. But beware, the chest is guarded by a gang of zombie pigmen who love to breakdance.

4. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have built everything from giant roller coasters made entirely out of TNT to replica castles of cheese. You never know what wacky creations you’ll stumble upon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9305	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

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Crafty Carly’s Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Are you tired of your boring love life in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have a realistic chance of dating Carly Rae Jepsen! That’s right, forget Tinder or Bumble, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to win her heart.

Imagine taking Carly on a romantic horseback ride through the pixelated sunset, or building a castle together out of blocks of love. Who needs real-life dating when you can woo a pop star in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start crafting your way to Carly’s heart. Who knows, maybe she’ll even write a love song about you!

Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6390	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1492	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Villages Defended:	7

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

Post Weapons Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9789	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	197

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post weapons! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, now you can battle it out with giant post-it notes and paperclip grenades. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, like the time we had to defeat a horde of evil office supplies that were trying to take over the server. Or how about the time we had to rescue a group of villagers who were trapped in a giant stapler? The adventures never end on our server.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive events like the annual Paper Airplane Race, where players compete to see who can fly their paper planes the farthest. And let’s not forget about our legendary Build Battle competitions, where players have to construct the most creative structures using only office supplies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, on our server, the pen is mightier than the sword.

Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.

We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?

So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!