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1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crops Grown:	3753	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3649
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ores Mined:	799
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!

BlockyBoys R Us: Where Even the Pixels are Hung

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a ridiculous adventure filled with shota drama and chaos? Join us now and witness the absolute madness that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of deranged players stumbled upon our server and were immediately sucked into a whirlwind of shota shenanigans. They built the most outrageous structures, engaged in epic battles, and even tamed a pack of killer bunnies to do their bidding. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary hung shota – a mythical creature that roams the land, causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous being and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bionicle Babes and Blockheads: A Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination! Are you tired of boring old blocky characters? Well, on our server, you can create sexy Bionicle women to spice up your gameplay!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with your new Bionicle companions. Build a fortress together, mine for diamonds, and battle evil mobs side by side. Who knew that the key to success in Minecraft was having a squad of sexy Bionicle women by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start creating your dream team of sexy Bionicle women today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

QuirkCraft: My Hero Academia Edition

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Legend has it that this server was created by a group of crazy gamers who were tired of boring old Minecraft servers. They decided to spice things up by adding insane mods and ridiculous challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden diamond mine on this server that is guarded by a pack of angry creepers. If you manage to survive the explosions and make it out with the diamonds, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And let’s not forget about the unbelievable PvP battles that take place on this server. It’s like a gladiator arena, with players fighting to the death for glory and bragging rights. Will you come out on top and be crowned the ultimate Minecraft warrior?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft server and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace 2: The Quest for the Last Jerk

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can EXPLORE and CREATE to your heart’s content!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden DUNGEON filled with TREASURE beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it, they are still counting their diamonds to this day!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can BATTLE fierce mobs, TEAM UP with other players, and even FLY on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be prepared to have the time of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the last girl you jerked off to 2…wait, scratch that, that’s just weird. But seriously, join our server, it’s a blast!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Your country’ Edition

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Villages Defended:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player with the most luscious locks of hair you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that anyone who joined their server instantly had their hair transformed into the most fabulous styles imaginable. From rainbow-colored braids to diamond-encrusted ponytails, this server was truly a hair paradise.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond ores you’ll ever find. They say that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of your head. Who wouldn’t want to join a server like that?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the hair-raising fun for yourself. Who knows, you might just walk away with a new hairstyle and a pocket full of diamonds.

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7235
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3303	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!