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Time Out Minecraft Server

false, Minecraft, Drama, internet drama, celebrity drama

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, False tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, but ended up accidentally setting it on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

And don’t even get me started on Niji. They’re always causing trouble and stirring up drama with their epic pranks and shenanigans. You never know what they’ll do next, but it’s guaranteed to be entertaining.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos and hilarity that awaits. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

Tick, Time, hypothetical, Server, funny

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

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SpawnRoomSwap: Dad’s Dilemma

tick tock, sibling relationships, Communication, bio mom, family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your daughter running off to her bio mom’s sketchy place. We promise no one will paint over your room while you’re away, unless it’s to create a cool new design for you to come back to!

With no underage drinking or smoking allowed on our server, you can rest assured that your virtual kids are safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with exciting activities and sports for your virtual children to enjoy.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a daughter who would rather be homeless than come back home when you can have a virtual family who will never leave you?

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FrenchCityRestoration Minecraft SMP

historical buildings, French cities, tourism, Architecture, cultural heritage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we are on a mission to restore the beauty and charm of French cities! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is home to a group of elite builders who have been personally trained by French architects to recreate the stunning architecture of Paris, Marseille, and other iconic cities. Join us and show off your building skills while sipping on virtual champagne and munching on virtual croissants.

– Rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower in our server is actually a secret portal to a hidden realm filled with diamonds and emeralds. Will you be the one to discover its treasure and become the richest player on the server?

– Our community events are wilder than a French cabaret show. From virtual wine tasting parties to virtual cheese festivals, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our weekly fashion shows will have you strutting your stuff in the latest Minecraft couture.

So come join us on our quest to restore the beauty and charm of French cities, because let’s face it, who wouldn’t want to be a part of such a fabulous and ridiculous adventure? Vive la France!

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PrivacyCraft

Venice, MIL, freeloading, hygiene, solo breadwinner

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a vacation in Venice, where you can experience the thrill of booking the wrong hotel room and sharing toothpaste with your mother-in-law!

Explore the beautiful city of Venice with your wife, daughter, and mother-in-law in tow. Watch out for your MIL rummaging through your suitcase and using your expensive facewash without permission. Will you be able to survive the ultimate test of family vacation chaos?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and his mother-in-law over toothpaste sharing. Will boundaries be set or will the drama continue to escalate? Join now to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs Venice when you have virtual family drama waiting for you?

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SerialSlaughtererMC SMP

Twisted, notorious, investigation, disturbing facts, Terrifying

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you have to watch out for the notorious serial killer, Steve the Slayer! Legend has it that he roams the lands looking for unsuspecting players to add to his collection of heads. But don’t worry, if you manage to survive his wrath, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart Steve the Slayer!

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GratefulCraft

Gratitude, love, Blessings, Peace, positivity

Are you grateful for finding the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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Eureka7Hater Minecraft Server

Nostalgia, Coming of Age, long tail, Sci Fi, animated series

Are you tired of dealing with annoying brats in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own paradise away from whiny kids like Renton from Eureka 7. Our server is brat-free guaranteed, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any annoying interruptions. Join us now and say goodbye to annoying brats forever!

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SMP_Minecrafter_Chuuba_The_Fake_Voice_Master

Digital, fake voice, internet personality, Performance, streaming

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament in the Nether. It was clucking madness! So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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SnoozeCraft: GF Phone Invasion

Invasion, Girlfriend, Confrontation, Boundaries, social media

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-girlfriend snooping, Instagram stalking, and heated arguments over social media etiquette!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your in-game girlfriend starts accusing you of betrayal because you follow an ex on Instagram. The drama! The tension! The absurdity of it all!

But fear not, for this server is not just about relationship drama. It’s also about meeting random people at clubs and parties and following them out of sheer laziness. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon your next in-game bestie while exploring our virtual world.

So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable social media choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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