Tick MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Tick Attack: Lyme City

northeast region, tick-borne illnesses in adults, tick control, health, study

so, like, u know what’s better than getting lyme disease from a tick? joining this epic minecraft server, duh! we got so many cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u get to ride a dragon to battle the evil creepers.

also, did u know that the founder of this server once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot? true story, bro. and if u join now, u might just get the chance to build ur own castle made entirely of cake.

so, why waste ur time getting lyme disease when u can join this rad minecraft server and have the time of ur life? come on, what r u waiting for? let’s gooooooo!

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ScrotumCraft – The Doggone Fun Server

Boss, Tick, gross, bio-fluid, conversation starter

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing interesting to talk about? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a totally unique experience that will have everyone talking – just like that dog’s scrotum your fiance brought home!

Imagine the conversations you’ll have when you tell people about the time you found a dog’s scrotum in your living room. It’s a real icebreaker, let me tell you. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends who are just as fascinated by strange things as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises around every corner. From unexpected items to bizarre situations, you never know what you’ll encounter next. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but in Minecraft form.

So come join us and embrace the weirdness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet tick to add to your collection. Just make sure it doesn’t have any diseases, okay?

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Tick Tock Climate Shock

climate, tick-borne diseases, public health, spread, tock

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo! We got Asian longhorned ticks runnin’ around like they own the place, spreadin’ disease and causin’ chaos. But don’t worry, we got you covered with our special tick repellent armor that’ll keep those suckers away. Join now and help us fight off these creepy crawlies before they take over the world! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground tick fighting arena where you can battle it out for epic loot and braggin’ rights. So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and save the world from tickageddon!

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SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

Tick, sleep disturbance, SleepyCraft, light sleeper, waking up

Are you tired of your boyfriend ruining your beauty sleep with his constant nagging about your bedtime habits? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feet can rub together in peace without anyone waking you up to fix the blankets!

On our server, you can build a cozy virtual bed with blankets that never get messed up, no matter how much you toss and turn in your sleep. Say goodbye to PCOS cramps keeping you up at night, because in this magical land, you can sleep soundly and pain-free.

Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to sleep however you want, without any interruptions from pesky boyfriends. It’s time to reclaim your bedtime bliss on our server!

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Tick VLPs Vaccine: Long-Term Protection

infectious diseases, Virus protection, researchers, VLPs, Longterm

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the most epic place to be, bro. Why should you join? Well, let me tell ya a little story.

Once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and BAM! They were instantly granted superpowers. Like, they could fly and shoot fireballs from their hands. It was insane, dude.

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Diamonds, emeralds, you name it. But watch out for the creepers, they’re guarding the loot like crazy.

But the best part? The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise. They can grant your every wish, like turning your house into a giant castle or summoning a dragon to ride into battle. It’s wild, man.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft legend. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

wordplay, ALARM, Tick, Chime, tock

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

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LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

infection, Lyme Disease treatment, epidemiology, tick prevention, high incidence areas

come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CreeperCarnage-69

Scary, spine-chilling, heart-stopping, Nightmare, Panic

Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a house made entirely of TNT? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to befriend a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to a game of Minecraft chess.

So if you’re ready to test your survival skills in the craziest Minecraft world imaginable, join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos!

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CraftyCommies vs. FreedomFighters

US spy, Ukraine, eastern europe, putin, international relations

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a crazy adventure where u gotta help russia take back ukraine from the evil forces that have taken over? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be a spy for russia, sneak into enemy territory, and take back what is rightfully theirs! but be warned, it’s gonna be a difficult fight, so bring ur a-game and get ready for some epic battles! join now and be a hero in this insane war for control of ukraine!

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CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks

self harm, mental ill health, ultra-processed food, SUICIDE, linking

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil forces of tobacco, alcohol, and ultra-processed food! we battle against the dreaded social media monsters and take down the fossil fuel demons!

join us as we conquer climate change and defeat air pollution in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

fight alongside your fellow players as we strive to protect our mental health and vanquish the forces of depression, suicide, anxiety, and self-harm!

come join the fun and save the world in the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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