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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6224 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!