we got a Cochrane review that says our fluoridation benefits have declined since the 1970s, but who cares about that when ur teeth are gonna be SHINY AF! plus, we got fluoride toothpaste in the game too, so u can double up on that dental health swag.
join our server now and watch as ur teeth become the envy of all the other players. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this dental adventure!
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Whitelisted | Yes, 18+ |
| Server Start Date | March 25th |
| Version | 1.21 |
| World Border | 10k |
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To join the server, please apply on our Discord server using the link provided above.
Our server rules are simple: respect others, no griefing, and no cheating. Failure to follow these rules may result in a ban.
Yes, we have donation options available on our website. Donations are used to improve server performance and are strictly non-Pay-to-Win.
We host bi-weekly events with prizes, as well as off-schedule activities such as Storage Wars, ARG, and Charity Manhunt.
Join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enough enchanted weapons to make even the Ender Dragon jealous.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, it’s always someone’s birthday. So don’t kill yourself, come celebrate with us and enjoy some cake (in-game, of course).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s party like it’s your birthday every day!
But that’s not all – we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself and summon an army of zombie chickens to do their bidding.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP ever created. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Imagine a world where you can lock yourself in your virtual room without anyone bothering you for food. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and avoid all the entitled drama of real life. Plus, we promise no parents will ever tell you to cook for your sibling here!
So if you’re looking for a break from the chaos of entitled family members, join our Minecraft server and build your own paradise. Who needs siblings when you have blocks to stack and adventures to embark on? Let’s block out the entitled drama together!
Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of family gatherings and build your own virtual paradise. No more interruptions from grandkids asking for snacks or sons bringing their girlfriends over unannounced. On our server, you are the master of your domain.
So come join us and experience the freedom of building and exploring without any unwanted visitors. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Our server is the only place where you can uncover the truth behind why men can’t find anything in the fridge, why they refuse to ask for directions, and why they insist on wearing socks with sandals. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to explore.
So if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to laugh, learn, and loot your way to victory, join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like accidentally turning your pet pig into a flying unicorn or discovering a hidden portal to the Nether in your backyard. Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
